Keep your job - flash your boobs!

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    Ladies, would you flash your boobs at a gorilla to keep your job? And when I say gorilla, I'm not alluding metaphorically to your hairy boss. I'm talking about an actual gorilla.

    Two American women are suing their ex-employer at the Gorilla Foundation, for trying to get them to bare their breasts to Koko, a 33-year-old female gorilla.

    I'm a little disappointed that Koko turns out to be female. Most of the news stories I read about this left out that salient detail, for obvious reasons.

    The story has a lot more impact if she was male, because then we could immediately delve into our store of gender prejudices and come up with some juicy puns. Stuff about bananas, for example.

    Read the rest at:
    http://www.news24.com/News24/Columnists/Chris_Roper/0,,2-1630-1649_1670040,00.html
     
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    Think this would help today?
     
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    How bizarre. Thank God the election is over or we might have a new strategy for candidates bonding with voters.
     
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    If Palin would have flashed me, I would've voted for her. I've GOT to see those girls.
     
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    Yeah, but imagine if it had been McCain, or worse, Hillary.....

    Actually, don't imagine that.
     
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    Unless they've had some work done on them I suspect you would be sorely disappointed, David.

    5 kids, dude ...
     
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    Bro, I'm into that. Show me the money shot!!
     
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    yall need knuckle guards....yall make me wished i was a lesbian...
     
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    Can I watch when you try out your lesbian fantasy? :redface::lol::eusa_pray::eusa_whistle:
     
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    Neubarth At the Ballpark July 30th

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    I am all for women's breast liberation. As a child I lived in the South Pacific where the women did not cover up their baby feeding equipment. That makes sense to me. Because, somehow, that experience set in my mind the fact that women's breasts are different from men's because they are used to feed babies, I am not enticed by breasts as a sexual allure. I do admire a healthy woman, though, and will look at a healthy woman if she is exposing her breasts in revealing clothing. I guess that is instinct. I am always amused when politicians are caught at a speaking engagement while looking down at a femals cospeakers "equipment" as they exchange places at the lecturn, or are lined up for a photo op. Bad Form!, but many have been caught coping a "look."

    In Europe, women on the beaches are allowed the freedom to go sans "holder uppers." Women in America should be afforded the same opportunity.
     

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