Keep Him Happy!

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Here ya go girls. What (almost) every man wants.

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[Oddball]

The Good Housewife Guide

 

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[Colin]

Here ya go girls. What (almost) every man wants.

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No, you're wrong.


WHAT MEN EXPECT IN A WIFE

* She will always be beautiful and cheerful.
* She could marry a movie star, but wants only you.
* She will have hair that never needs curlers or beauty shops.
* Her beauty won’t run in a rainstorm.
* She will never be sick–just allergic to jewellery and fur coats.
* She will insist that moving the furniture by herself is good for her figure.
* She will be an expert in cooking, cleaning house, fixing the car or TV, painting the house, and keeping quiet.
* Her favourite hobbies will be mowing the lawn and shovelling snow.
* She will hate credit cards.
* Her favourite expression will be, “What can I do for you, dear?”
* She will think you have Einstein’s brain but look like Mr. America.
* She will wish you would go out with the boys so that she could get some sewing done.
* She will love you because you’re so sexy.

WHAT MEN REALLY GET IN A WIFE

* She speaks 140 words a minute, with gusts up to 180.
* She was once a model for a totem pole.
* Where there’s smoke, there she is, cooking.
* She’s a light eater…once it gets light, she starts eating.
* She lets you know you only have two faults: everything you do, and everything you say.
* No matter what she does with it, her hair looks like an explosion in a steel wool factory.
* If you get lost, open your wallet and she’ll find you.

 

[Ringel05]

Here ya go girls. What (almost) every man wants.

Exit, stage left.

No, you're wrong.


WHAT MEN EXPECT IN A WIFE

* She will always be beautiful and cheerful.
* She could marry a movie star, but wants only you.
* She will have hair that never needs curlers or beauty shops.
* Her beauty won’t run in a rainstorm.
* She will never be sick–just allergic to jewellery and fur coats.
* She will insist that moving the furniture by herself is good for her figure.
* She will be an expert in cooking, cleaning house, fixing the car or TV, painting the house, and keeping quiet.
* Her favourite hobbies will be mowing the lawn and shovelling snow.
* She will hate credit cards.
* Her favourite expression will be, “What can I do for you, dear?”
* She will think you have Einstein’s brain but look like Mr. America.
* She will wish you would go out with the boys so that she could get some sewing done.
* She will love you because you’re so sexy.

WHAT MEN REALLY GET IN A WIFE

* She speaks 140 words a minute, with gusts up to 180.
* She was once a model for a totem pole.
* Where there’s smoke, there she is, cooking.
* She’s a light eater…once it gets light, she starts eating.
* She lets you know you only have two faults: everything you do, and everything you say.
* No matter what she does with it, her hair looks like an explosion in a steel wool factory.
* If you get lost, open your wallet and she’ll find you.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Colin again