Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Ringel05, Jan 7, 2010.
Here ya go girls. What (almost) every man wants.
Exit, stage left.
The Good Housewife Guide
No, you're wrong.
WHAT MEN EXPECT IN A WIFE
* She will always be beautiful and cheerful.
* She could marry a movie star, but wants only you.
* She will have hair that never needs curlers or beauty shops.
* Her beauty wont run in a rainstorm.
* She will never be sickjust allergic to jewellery and fur coats.
* She will insist that moving the furniture by herself is good for her figure.
* She will be an expert in cooking, cleaning house, fixing the car or TV, painting the house, and keeping quiet.
* Her favourite hobbies will be mowing the lawn and shovelling snow.
* She will hate credit cards.
* Her favourite expression will be, What can I do for you, dear?
* She will think you have Einsteins brain but look like Mr. America.
* She will wish you would go out with the boys so that she could get some sewing done.
* She will love you because youre so sexy.
WHAT MEN REALLY GET IN A WIFE
* She speaks 140 words a minute, with gusts up to 180.
* She was once a model for a totem pole.
* Where theres smoke, there she is, cooking.
* Shes a light eater
once it gets light, she starts eating.
* She lets you know you only have two faults: everything you do, and everything you say.
* No matter what she does with it, her hair looks like an explosion in a steel wool factory.
* If you get lost, open your wallet and shell find you.
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