Last night as I lay sleeping I died or so it seemed Then I went to heaven But only in my dream Up there St Peter met me Standing at the pearly gates He said, "I must check your record Please stand here and wait." He turned and said, "Your record Is covered with terrible flaws On earth I see you rallied For every losing cause. I see that you drank alcohol And smoked and used drugs too Fact is you've done everything A good person should never do. We can't have people like you up here Your life was full of sin." Then he read the last of my record Took my hand and said, "Come in." He lead me up to the big boss and said "Take her in and treat her well. She used to work for the Department of Education She's done her time in Hell!" :teeth: Just the last two lines not the rest..