Kathianne This is for you :)

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  1. Bonnie
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    Last night as I lay sleeping
    I died or so it seemed
    Then I went to heaven
    But only in my dream
    Up there St Peter met me
    Standing at the pearly gates
    He said, "I must check your record
    Please stand here and wait."
    He turned and said, "Your record
    Is covered with terrible flaws
    On earth I see you rallied
    For every losing cause.
    I see that you drank alcohol
    And smoked and used drugs too
    Fact is you've done everything
    A good person should never do.
    We can't have people like you up here
    Your life was full of sin."
    Then he read the last of my record
    Took my hand and said, "Come in."
    He lead me up to the big boss and said
    "Take her in and treat her well.
    She used to work for the Department of Education
    She's done her time in Hell!"



    :teeth: Just the last two lines not the rest.. ;)
     
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    LOL That's great! :smoke: :cheers2:
     
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    :laugh: Fair enough!
     

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