Justice Coin!

[Cowman]

Seriously, these coin commercials trying to monopolize on old and recent world events are so fucking sleazy.

 

[uscitizen]

Coated in .000000001 mm of pure 24 caret gold!
Numbers are limited (to as many as we can con people into buying).
so order yours today.

 

[del]

but wait!

there's more!

 

[uscitizen]

If you order within the next 15 minutes we will send you another set at no cost, just pay shipping and handling. (which more than covers our production and shipping costs)

 

[hjmick]

But the "Shamwow!" is a must have...

 

[Cowman]

Avoid disappointment and future regret.

They actually have that line in there. So douchey.

 

[hjmick]

There's a sucker born every minute...

 

[uscitizen]

Is politics much different?

 

[hjmick]

Is politics much different?

Not very...

 

[del]

Is politics much different?

you don't have to pay for shipping and handling

 

[uscitizen]

Is politics much different?

you don't have to pay for shipping and handling

Ohh yes we do. It is just called something else.

 

[Cowman]

Is politics much different?

you don't have to pay for shipping and handling

For the people who actually donate money, yeah you do.

You ship your money off, they handle it.