Just got my 23andme genetic test results back

[Ravi]

It comes out as unexpected that my total Irish ancestry is 99%, what is shocking is 1% German ancestry, which is too damn high, is still lower than the 5% I expected.

woot! I no longer will have to pretend to enjoy sauerbraten!

 

[elvis]

Jawohl, Meine Führerin.

 

[Mini 14]

That's not the way it works, Rav.

For the cost of the test, you get to make up whatever shit you want to and ignore your actual DNA. 23andme will back you up on whatever story you come up with.

Money well spent, my friend!

 

[Paulie]

I'm currently in the process of thinking of something clever and/or witty to post in this thread.

 

[Sheldon]

The rent is too damn high.

 

[DiveCon]

the rent is JUST too damn high

 

[Mini 14]

Hear that?

Its the sound of a child's stomach growling......

 

[Paulie]

The rent is too damn high.

I can't top this.

I'm out out of this thread.

 

[Ravi]

The rent is too damn high.

I can't top this.

I'm out out of this thread.

^^

Someone in this thread is gay.

 

[Valerie]

It comes out as unexpected that my total Irish ancestry is 99%, what is shocking is 1% German ancestry, which is too damn high, is still lower than the 5% I expected.

woot! I no longer will have to pretend to enjoy sauerbraten!

Hey, I'm a little bit German! Why do you hate sauerbraten?

 

[Paulie]

The rent is too damn high.

I can't top this.

I'm out out of this thread.

^^

Someone in this thread is gay.

Those arrows are pointing directly up towards your name, Rav.

I KNEW IT!!

 

[Ravi]

Looks like it is pointing to your avatar.

 

[Paulie]

Looks like it is pointing to your avatar.

The original post is the one that counts.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

I just got my results back.

They show I am 95% Polish, 4% rodent, and 1% SeaMonkey.



I finally have confirmation of why I like cheese and plankton on my kielbasa.

 

[Ravi]

i just got my results back.

They show i am 95% polish, 4% rodent, and 1% seamonkey.



I finally have confirmation of why i like cheese and plankton on my kielbasa.

tmi!!

 

[DiveCon]

I just got my results back.

They show I am 95% Polish, 4% rodent, and 1% SeaMonkey.



I finally have confirmation of why I like cheese and plankton on my kielbasa.

and i thought it was because you liked spongebob

 

[California Girl]

I got my results back!! Good news.... 100% Irish....

These are my ancestors.... Irish Wolfhounds. Gentle when stroked, fierce when provoked. That's us. I really am a bitch.

 

[Ravi]

I got my results back!! Good news.... 100% Irish....

These are my ancestors.... Irish Wolfhounds. Gentle when stroked, fierce when provoked. That's us. I really am a bitch.

Well, this just sucks! You are purer than I.

 

[California Girl]

I got my results back!! Good news.... 100% Irish....

These are my ancestors.... Irish Wolfhounds. Gentle when stroked, fierce when provoked. That's us. I really am a bitch.

Well, this just sucks! You are purer than I.

And my twin and I are damned cute, don't cha think?

 

[JW Frogen]

I got my results back!! Good news.... 100% Irish....

These are my ancestors.... Irish Wolfhounds. Gentle when stroked, fierce when provoked. That's us. I really am a bitch.

No sane man will ever confuse you for a poodle Ms. California, you have guts and your are sexy as sound itself.