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I haven't been around as long as most here, but I think I've got the sense of the place. I thought I would save everyone some time and thought by providing a template for use with any thread. The boldfaced words are givens. Just choose between the terms in brackets, and voila, as the French say (unless we hate them again this year), you have your own thread! This is designed to save you guys lots and lots of time!
I will accept thank you's in the form of large portions of [cash][accolades][cheese Danish].
Your pal,
Dimmy
Post: Undeniable irrefutable proof that [Libtards][Alt-right kooks][black racists][white racists][dandelions in my yard] are [stupid][destroying America][communists][fascists][baking pies]: This [article][fringe website blog][deceptive government statistic][cloud formation] PROVES what [we][they][nobody] have/has been saying [for a long time][since I heard it on FOX News this am][since I heard it on Rachel's show last night][since I dreamt it up just to incite things on a bulletin board] and that is that [Commie socialist Democrats][racist fascist Republicans][anyone who doesn't agree with me] actually hates America.
So the proof is right there. You can't ignore it.
Reply Post # 1: It's [dumba** posters like you][fringe kook conspiracy posts like this][dandelions in my front yard] that are causing the [dumbing down of America][downfall of America][downfall of DemoRATS][downfall of [RePUNGNATNcans][my washer to shake uncontrollably during the spin cycle.] Here are the [actual facts][statutory terms][things the President actually meant][hidden meaning behind the statistic][coordinates for the quest for the Holy Grail.] You're so [stupid][blinded by propaganda][lazy like most of your kind][off key when you sing the National Anthem] that you will probably never understand this simple [truth][talking point][fabricated thruth-like statement designed to baffle people who only read headlines.]
Reply Post #2: You're a [moron][libtard][puke][Klingon] who doesn't understand [anything][the constitution][sophisticated statistical analysis][Supreme Court decisions][the Lithuanian Pronoun Control Act of 1956]. You should just move to [Russia][Cuba][Guatemala][California][Middle Earth] where you'll find more of your kind.
Reply Post #3: You're [an idiot][on ignore][not as smart as I am][not as smart as a donut].
Reply Post #4: You're [an idiot][on ignore[not as smart as I am][not as smart as a snow tire.]
Repeat Posts #3 and #4 for a while until a new thread is started, then repeat from Post #1.
I will accept thank you's in the form of large portions of [cash][accolades][cheese Danish].
Your pal,
Dimmy
Post: Undeniable irrefutable proof that [Libtards][Alt-right kooks][black racists][white racists][dandelions in my yard] are [stupid][destroying America][communists][fascists][baking pies]: This [article][fringe website blog][deceptive government statistic][cloud formation] PROVES what [we][they][nobody] have/has been saying [for a long time][since I heard it on FOX News this am][since I heard it on Rachel's show last night][since I dreamt it up just to incite things on a bulletin board] and that is that [Commie socialist Democrats][racist fascist Republicans][anyone who doesn't agree with me] actually hates America.
So the proof is right there. You can't ignore it.
Reply Post # 1: It's [dumba** posters like you][fringe kook conspiracy posts like this][dandelions in my front yard] that are causing the [dumbing down of America][downfall of America][downfall of DemoRATS][downfall of [RePUNGNATNcans][my washer to shake uncontrollably during the spin cycle.] Here are the [actual facts][statutory terms][things the President actually meant][hidden meaning behind the statistic][coordinates for the quest for the Holy Grail.] You're so [stupid][blinded by propaganda][lazy like most of your kind][off key when you sing the National Anthem] that you will probably never understand this simple [truth][talking point][fabricated thruth-like statement designed to baffle people who only read headlines.]
Reply Post #2: You're a [moron][libtard][puke][Klingon] who doesn't understand [anything][the constitution][sophisticated statistical analysis][Supreme Court decisions][the Lithuanian Pronoun Control Act of 1956]. You should just move to [Russia][Cuba][Guatemala][California][Middle Earth] where you'll find more of your kind.
Reply Post #3: You're [an idiot][on ignore][not as smart as I am][not as smart as a donut].
Reply Post #4: You're [an idiot][on ignore[not as smart as I am][not as smart as a snow tire.]
Repeat Posts #3 and #4 for a while until a new thread is started, then repeat from Post #1.
