Just Damn!

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    Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts:
    "Up! Quick! My husband is back!

    Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts his back, and then realizes:
    "Damn, I am the husband!"

    Who is guilty in this situation?
     
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    It depends on if both the incidents happened in the same house. :teeth:
     
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    Sounds like both to me.
     
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    What made you listen to her... :laugh:
     

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