Remember how the biggest irritation for Dad's on Christmas was figuring out the instructions on how to build some large toy that you were giving the kids on Christmas Eve?
Now that erection-irritation has been replaced with the incredibly difficult task of just getting the f*cking toys out of the armor-plated bubble wrap! You need to have, (1) a VERY sharp knife, (2) a good pair of scissors, (3) a couple screw drivers (tools) and (4) a couple screw drivers (highballs).
Otherwise, the air will be blue with your ejaculations of irritation as you struggle, cut yourself, make a fool of yourself, and pinch various body parts, just getting the toy out so that it can sit safely under the tree.
And it's not one kids' toys. My wife bought me a wrench set, and it took half an hour to get it out and remove the plastic structure holding the tools in the case.
Who designs this stuff and the packaging? I realize there are "security" issues, but really....
Now that erection-irritation has been replaced with the incredibly difficult task of just getting the f*cking toys out of the armor-plated bubble wrap! You need to have, (1) a VERY sharp knife, (2) a good pair of scissors, (3) a couple screw drivers (tools) and (4) a couple screw drivers (highballs).
Otherwise, the air will be blue with your ejaculations of irritation as you struggle, cut yourself, make a fool of yourself, and pinch various body parts, just getting the toy out so that it can sit safely under the tree.
And it's not one kids' toys. My wife bought me a wrench set, and it took half an hour to get it out and remove the plastic structure holding the tools in the case.
Who designs this stuff and the packaging? I realize there are "security" issues, but really....