Jokes the Vicar told alice

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    Two nuns were driving the back woods of Transylvania when all of the sudden a vampire jumps out of the bushes into the middle of the road and stops the car.

    The older nun starts honking the horn to no avail. The younger one suggests "Show him your cross!" Whereupon the older one rolls down the window and yells "Get out of the way you great toothy moron!"
     
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    Why did the lobster blush


    Because the See We'ed.
     

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