A Christian girl went to a public school that taught evolution. The teacher told her that Jonah was never eaten by the whale. The little girl said yes he did because the Bible says so. The teacher said it was impossible for the whale to swallow a man. The little girl said well when I get to Heaven I'm gonna ask Jonah. The teacher sarcastically said what if he isn't in Heaven. The girl quickly said well then you can ask him when you die.