Joke Of The Day

Discussion in 'Humor' started by GotZoom, Aug 4, 2005.

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    A Baptist minister was seated next to a Marine on a flight to Memphis. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Marine asked for a scotch and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

    The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips.

    "The Marine then handed his drink back to the attendant, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
     
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    :rotflmao:

    Typical.
     
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    :p: made me smile
     

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