John Smith Goes Job Hunting

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    John Smith started the day of job hunting early,
    > having set his
    > alarm clock
    > (MADE IN JAPAN )
    > for 6:00 AM.
    >
    > While his coffeepot
    > (MADE IN CHINA )
    >
    > was perking, he shaved with his
    > electric razor
    > (MADE IN HONG KONG )
    >
    > He put on a
    > dress shirt
    > (MADE IN SRI LANKA ),
    >
    > designer jeans
    > (MADE IN SINGAPORE )
    >
    > and
    >
    > tennis shoes
    > (MADE IN KOREA )
    >
    > After cooking his breakfast in his new
    > electric skillet
    > (MADE IN INDIA )
    >
    > he sat down with his
    > calculator
    > (MADE IN MEXICO )
    > to see how much he could spend today..
    >
    > After setting his watch
    > (MADE IN TAIWAN )
    >
    > to the radio
    > (MADE IN INDIA )
    >
    > he got in his car
    > (MADE IN GERMANY )
    >
    > filled it with GAS
    > (from Saudi Arabia )
    >
    > and continued his search;
    > for a good-paying AMERICAN JOB.?
    >
    > At the end of yet another discouraging
    > and fruitless day
    > checking his
    > Computer
    > (made in MALAYSIA ),
    >
    > John decided to relax for a while.?
    >
    > He put on his sandals
    > (MADE IN BRAZIL ),
    >
    > poured himself a glass of
    > wine
    > (MADE IN FRANCE )
    >
    > and turned on his
    > TV
    > (MADE IN INDONESIA ),
    >
    > and then wondered why he can't
    > find a good-paying job
    > in AMERICA
    >
    > NOW, HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM
    > A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA !!
     

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