John Smith started the day of job hunting early, > having set his > alarm clock > (MADE IN JAPAN ) > for 6:00 AM. > > While his coffeepot > (MADE IN CHINA ) > > was perking, he shaved with his > electric razor > (MADE IN HONG KONG ) > > He put on a > dress shirt > (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), > > designer jeans > (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) > > and > > tennis shoes > (MADE IN KOREA ) > > After cooking his breakfast in his new > electric skillet > (MADE IN INDIA ) > > he sat down with his > calculator > (MADE IN MEXICO ) > to see how much he could spend today.. > > After setting his watch > (MADE IN TAIWAN ) > > to the radio > (MADE IN INDIA ) > > he got in his car > (MADE IN GERMANY ) > > filled it with GAS > (from Saudi Arabia ) > > and continued his search; > for a good-paying AMERICAN JOB.? > > At the end of yet another discouraging > and fruitless day > checking his > Computer > (made in MALAYSIA ), > > John decided to relax for a while.? > > He put on his sandals > (MADE IN BRAZIL ), > > poured himself a glass of > wine > (MADE IN FRANCE ) > > and turned on his > TV > (MADE IN INDONESIA ), > > and then wondered why he can't > find a good-paying job > in AMERICA > > NOW, HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM > A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA !!