John Kerry's Resume'

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  1. Trinity
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    Name: John Kerry
    Residence: 7 mansions, including one in Washington, DC, worth Multi millions. I served in Vietnam(4 months).
    EXPERIENCE:
    Law Enforcement. In my career as a U.S. Senator, I've voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA, and Defense Bill. I ordered the city of Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire. I served in Vietnam (four months).
    MILITARY:
    I served in Vietnam (four months). I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending doctor). I served in Vietnam (four months) I then returned to the U.S., joined with Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted every returning Vietnam Vet claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I served in Vietnam (four months). I threw my medals, ribbons or something away in protest. OR DID I? My book " Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier", shows how I truly feel about the military. I served in Vietnam, (four months)
    COLLEGE;
    I graduated from Yale University with a C- average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with a M.B.A..
    PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
    After College and Vietnam, I ran for the U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have not real world experience except marrying very rich women and running their companies vicariously through them. I served in Vietnam (four months)
    ACCOMPLISHMENTS
    As a U.S. Senator, I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against their budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected. I served in Vietnam (four months)
    My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make little or not charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in Massachusetts, despite family wealth in excess of $700,000,000 (700 million dollars) By the way, I served in Vietnam (four months).
    I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the United States in places like Asia, Mexico and several in Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those countries, although I blame George Bush for sending all of the other jobs out of country. I served in Vietnam. (four months)
    Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. I served in Vietnam (four months)
    RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
    None. However I served in Vietnam (four months)
    PERSONAL:
    I practice my Catholic faith ( I have to practice, I've never been that good at it) whenever cameras are present. I ride a Serotta Bike. I love to ski/snowboard. I call my Gulfstream V Jet the "Flying Squirrel". I call my $850,000 Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".
    I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real culture.
    I own several "large" SUVs, including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large, polluting, inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for our energy problems. I served In Vietnam (four months.
    Please consider my experience when you go to the polls on Tuesday.
     
  2. Shattered
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    Best part of the entire resume'. :D:D
     
  3. White knight
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    Figures, can't bring anything of substance to the table.
     
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    This was probably the last straw between the democratic party and me. Let's see some new blood in there that can actually lead by example.
     

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