John K. Heinz jokes

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  1. Yurt
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    "'Shrek 2' made over $120 million during its first week. In a related story, John Kerry asked Shrek to marry him." —Conan O'Brien

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    John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke." —Jay Leno

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    Bill Clinton has a brand new book coming out in a few months and the Democrats are worried that the Clinton book might upstage the Kerry campaign. I'm thinking, hell, day-old meat loaf could upstage that campaign." —David Letterman

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    Kerry Promise
    John Kerry is promising that if elected President, he'll work to keep nuclear weapons out of the world's most volatile hands. Of course, he's already done that by defeating Howard Dean in the primaries. -who knows

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    John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the
    rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just
    marries them." -Jay Leno

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    Had some time off, so thought I would post these
     
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    Well at least the late nighters don't just pull out the Bush jokes. Kerry is too good of material too waste i guess.
     
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    Hannitized, are we to assume the guy in your avatar is HOT? :dev3:
     
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    He's gay? :dev3: :cof:
     
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    OK... at the risk of sounding stupid...

    who is that?
     

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