Joan Rivers - TERRORIST?????

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    Joan Rivers Kicked Off Newark-Bound Flight for Suspicious Passport

    Gate agent in Costa Rica thought her passport was fishy

    Updated 2:46 PM EST, Tue, Jan 5, 2010

    Joan Rivers has been known to look kind of scary at times, but no one's ever mistaken her for a potential terrorist – until now.

    The ever-hysterical plastic-surgery poster woman was kicked off a Newark-bound Continental flight from Costa Rica on Sunday after a security agent deemed the two names on her passport suspicious, according to published reports.

    Rivers' passport has her listed with two last names – Rivers, which she adopted before she went into show business, and Rosenberg, the surname belonging to her late husband.

    Once the gate agent saw the two names on the passport, she told Rivers she couldn't get on the flight. And thus the 76-year-old comedian was left alone (her daughter had flown out earlier that day) in the Central American country with no debit card and a mere $100 in cash, reports the Daily News.

    Fortunately, a kindly porter took pity on Rivers and found someone to drive her nearly seven hours to Costa Rica's main airport in San Jose, where she was able to catch a flight back on Monday – a day behind schedule.

    Back home in Manhattan, Rivers was able to make light of her traveling ordeal.

    "If I were going to make up an alias, I wouldn't pick Rosenberg. I'd pick Jolie or Pitt," Rivers told the News. "Do terrorists wear Manolo Blahniks? I can tell you Donna Karan does not make anything that hides a bomb."

    Security has been ramped up at airports across the country in recent weeks after a Nigerian national allegedly tried to blow up a Detroit-bound plane on Christmas Day by igniting a bomb in his underwear.


    First Published: Jan 5, 2010 1:55 PM EST


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    This would be funny if it wasn't pathetic, and is more funny because Costa Rica is one of those Hispanic countries where EVERYONE has TWO LAST NAMES!!!!
     
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    If I was locked up alone in a room with Joan Rivers, I would slit my wrists. She's about the most "unfunny" and stupid person I have ever seen on tv.
     
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    Sounds more like anti semitism.
     
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    I would have guessed she got nixed because her passport picture looks nothing like her surgically altered ghostly appearance.
     
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    She is actually a remarkable woman who was left with monumental debt after her husband killed himself. She had to start from scratch to rebuild her life and pay off his debt.
     
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    Don't have a clue if she is a Jew or not but I do know that she's a dip shit.
     
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    Rosenberg? Has to be Joo.
     
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    I think she was just coming back from another one of her surgeries.

    Once Obamacare is placed into law all of the rich folks will have to go there to get their elective surgeries.
     
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    She's had more plastic surgery than a blow up doll in San Quentin. Anyone would get thrown off a plane for looking like that!!!!
     
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    If I was standing across from her, I would deny boarding too
     

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