‘Jingle Bells’ is Racist?

[RWNJ]

Yep. According to a liberal quack professor it is. Can you believe this crap? Racists everywhere, and everyone a racist. What is wrong with these people?

Prison Planet.com » Boston U Professor: ‘Jingle Bells’ is Racist

 

[OldLady]

Yep. According to a liberal quack professor it is. Can you believe this crap? Racists everywhere, and everyone a racist. What is wrong with these people?

Prison Planet.com » Boston U Professor: ‘Jingle Bells’ is Racist

Prison Planet?

Yeah, Merry Christmas to you, too.

 

[irosie91]

does Santa FEED those reindeer? Why do people leave cookies and
milk for CORPULENT Santa-----and nothing for the reindeer-----no wonder
the elves suffer stunted growth-----santa eats their food too

 

[OldLady]

does Santa FEED those reindeer? Why do people leave cookies and
milk for CORPULENT Santa-----and nothing for the reindeer-----no wonder
the elves suffer stunted growth-----santa eats their food too

My friend from Puerto Rico said the kids there leave hay (grass, actually) and carrots for the reindeer. Ol Santa gets nuffin.

 

[irosie91]

does Santa FEED those reindeer? Why do people leave cookies and
milk for CORPULENT Santa-----and nothing for the reindeer-----no wonder
the elves suffer stunted growth-----santa eats their food too

My friend from Puerto Rico said the kids there leave hay (grass, actually) and carrots for the reindeer. Ol Santa gets nuffin.

GOOD!!!!!! 'bout time someone put the old geezer
on a diet

 

[TNHarley]

does Santa FEED those reindeer? Why do people leave cookies and
milk for CORPULENT Santa-----and nothing for the reindeer-----no wonder
the elves suffer stunted growth-----santa eats their food too

My friend from Puerto Rico said the kids there leave hay (grass, actually) and carrots for the reindeer. Ol Santa gets nuffin.

hay is grass

 

[Rexx Taylor]

the song title almost sounds like a white male body part

 

[NightFox]

does Santa FEED those reindeer? Why do people leave cookies and
milk for CORPULENT Santa-----and nothing for the reindeer-----no wonder
the elves suffer stunted growth-----santa eats their food too

My friend from Puerto Rico said the kids there leave hay (grass, actually) and carrots for the reindeer. Ol Santa gets nuffin.

Yeah.. I leave grass for the reindeer too, which probably explains why I find Donner & Blitzen passed out on my front lawn surrounded by empty potato chip bags every Christmas Morning.

 

[irosie91]

does Santa FEED those reindeer? Why do people leave cookies and
milk for CORPULENT Santa-----and nothing for the reindeer-----no wonder
the elves suffer stunted growth-----santa eats their food too

My friend from Puerto Rico said the kids there leave hay (grass, actually) and carrots for the reindeer. Ol Santa gets nuffin.

hay is grass

so? strictly speaking -----so is corn

 

[irosie91]

does Santa FEED those reindeer? Why do people leave cookies and
milk for CORPULENT Santa-----and nothing for the reindeer-----no wonder
the elves suffer stunted growth-----santa eats their food too

My friend from Puerto Rico said the kids there leave hay (grass, actually) and carrots for the reindeer. Ol Santa gets nuffin.

Yeah.. I leave grass for the reindeer too, which probably explains why I find Donner & Blitzen passed out on my front lawn surrounded by empty potato chip bags every Christmas Morning.

deer do not live on GRASS ALONE

 

[Rexx Taylor]

i hope that at least one reindeer was named "tito"

 

[miketx]

Jingle bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg...

 

[TNHarley]

Jingle bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg...

the bat mobile
lost its wheels
and joker got away

 

[OldLady]

does Santa FEED those reindeer? Why do people leave cookies and
milk for CORPULENT Santa-----and nothing for the reindeer-----no wonder
the elves suffer stunted growth-----santa eats their food too

My friend from Puerto Rico said the kids there leave hay (grass, actually) and carrots for the reindeer. Ol Santa gets nuffin.

hay is grass

no shit, Sherlock. Hay is dried, though, and the kids just go out in the yard on Christmas Eve and pull up a bunch of grass and they put it under the bed which is a little weird, but hey, it's no stranger than expecting Santa to squeeze down the chimney, I suppose.

 

[NightFox]

i hope that at least one reindeer was named "tito"

Nope.....minorities are severely under represented among Santa's Reindeer, all he's got is a one token homosexual (Prancer), Frankly I'm surprised the social justice dingbats haven't broken out the torches & pitchforks and made for the North Pole to protest Santa's clearly discriminatory hiring practices (yet).

 

[TNHarley]

does Santa FEED those reindeer? Why do people leave cookies and
milk for CORPULENT Santa-----and nothing for the reindeer-----no wonder
the elves suffer stunted growth-----santa eats their food too

My friend from Puerto Rico said the kids there leave hay (grass, actually) and carrots for the reindeer. Ol Santa gets nuffin.

hay is grass

no shit, Sherlock. Hay is dried, though, and the kids just go out in the yard on Christmas Eve and pull up a bunch of grass and they put it under the bed which is a little weird, but hey, it's no stranger than expecting Santa to squeeze down the chimney, I suppose.

It just didnt seem like you knew. Sorry :/

 

[OldLady]

My favorite Christmas ad ever:

 

[irosie91]

i hope that at least one reindeer was named "tito"

they tend to have german names-----or "teutonic"???

 

[LordBrownTrout]

One of my buddies leaves chicken and watermelon for santa.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

i hope that at least one reindeer was named "tito"

Nope.....minorities are severely under represented among Santa's Reindeer, all he's got is a one token homosexual (Prancer), Frankly I'm surprised the social justice dingbats haven't broken out the torches & pitchforks and made for the North Pole to protest Santa's clearly discriminatory hiring practices (yet).

i would imagine that at least 3 of the reindeer wear white hoods with the eyes cut out