~Jewish Mother's Advice On Divorce~

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    A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing my husband.
    All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.
    My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be only the size of a nickel."
    Her mother replies,
    "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 Bedroom mansion, you drive a $250,000 Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away...over 45 cents?"
     
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