Jewish board of directors

[Colin]

Schwartz, Cohen, Ginsburg & Langenscheidt, four Jewish friends, decide they want to
go into business together.

Schwartz says, "OK ... I'll invest £100,000."

Cohen says that he'll put in £200,000.

Ginsburg says, "All right, I'll put in £150,000."

Langenscheidt says, "I'll put in £600."

Cohen says, "If I'm putting in £200,000, I'll be the President and CEO of the
corporation, Ginsburg, for your £150,000, you can be Vice President, Schwartz,
for your £100,000, you will be CFO and Langensheidt can be the Sexual Adviser."

Puzzled, Langenscheidt asks, "What is a Sexual Adviser?"

Cohen replies, "When we want your fucking advice, we'll ask for it"