Jesus the Socialist

[Starbuck]

When Jesas was alive, he talked about the afterlife. He said, if you go to heaven – you will you never die and have forever life in heaven. Never ending life in heave, soulds like a national heath care system: as there is universal life for everyone in heaven. We all know, that a national health care system is socialism. So, what did Jesus tell everyone: everyone has everlasting life in heaven. The more you understand the teaching of this socialist (Jesus the socialist), the more you understand that Jesas was a socialist period.

Thank God, the Romans, and the Jews to point out that Jesas was a socialist. We have to agree, the people that was resonsible for his death – as it was a crime against humanity to be a socialist (Jesus). We have to thank, Pontius Pilate, as he is the father of the Tea Party.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

This is the weirdest post of the year so far. And you have comptetion from Mascale, Franko and Rdean to contend with.

Pilate could not be equated with a tea party person. He was a procurator appointed by Tiberiius caesar and any questions about his authority were referred to the soldiers for answers by crucifixion. The whole point of the Tea Party is that the government is responsible to the electorate, rather than the powers that be.

Second, the kingdom of heaven is kind of vague on what it is like, but Government provided levels of service and anyone's idea of heaven are diametrically opposed.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

When Jesas was alive, he talked about the afterlife. He said, if you go to heaven – you will you never die and have forever life in heaven. Never ending life in heave, soulds like a national heath care system: as there is universal life for everyone in heaven. We all know, that a national health care system is socialism. So, what did Jesus tell everyone: everyone has everlasting life in heaven. The more you understand the teaching of this socialist (Jesus the socialist), the more you understand that Jesas was a socialist period.

Thank God, the Romans, and the Jews to point out that Jesas was a socialist. We have to agree, the people that was resonsible for his death – as it was a crime against humanity to be a socialist (Jesus). We have to thank, Pontius Pilate, as he is the father of the Tea Party.

I almost never start by negrepping people, you have to be a complete total fucking asshole for me to Neg you, but, congrats, yes, you are a complete and total fucking asshole!

 

[Starbuck]

I almost never start by negrepping people, you have to be a complete total fucking asshole for me to Neg you, but, congrats, yes, you are a complete and total fucking asshole!

Come on, Jesus was talking about what we call Socialism. Everafter life, that sounds like socialism. Government tells us we need health care, and Jesus was telling everyone you will get everlasting life. It is simple, life for everyone, and no taxes to pay for it. Come on, Jesus was not for the free market. Everyone treated the same, that is so socialist. Hey, if Jesus was alive today, he would be a socialist.

If Jesus was alive today, he would be against America: with him spitting out his socialist talk. Best place for Jesus, is a dark cold prision cell.

 

[konradv]

Jesus and Obama were "troublemakers". Pilate and Romney were governors. True story!!!

 

[theHawk]

Why the hell would anyone need health care in Heaven? Everyone there is immortal with no chance of tasting death.

 

[theHawk]

I almost never start by negrepping people, you have to be a complete total fucking asshole for me to Neg you, but, congrats, yes, you are a complete and total fucking asshole!

Come on, Jesus was talking about what we call Socialism. Everafter life, that sounds like socialism. Government tells us we need health care, and Jesus was telling everyone you will get everlasting life. It is simple, life for everyone, and no taxes to pay for it. Come on, Jesus was not for the free market. Everyone treated the same, that is so socialist. Hey, if Jesus was alive today, he would be a socialist.

If Jesus was alive today, he would be against America: with him spitting out his socialist talk. Best place for Jesus, is a dark cold prision cell.

Everyone is not treated the same in Christianity. People have to pay for their sins if they don't believe in Christ. Non-believers/sinners will go to hell or nothingness, those who believe will get to go to heaven, so no, everyone is not "treated the same".

 

[Uncensored2008]

Jesus and Obama were "troublemakers". Pilate and Romney were governors. True story!!!

Pilate was a prefect, Romney a governor, Jesus and Obama are myths.

You Konnie, are as bright as a quantum singularity.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

I almost never start by negrepping people, you have to be a complete total fucking asshole for me to Neg you, but, congrats, yes, you are a complete and total fucking asshole!

Come on, Jesus was talking about what we call Socialism. Everafter life, that sounds like socialism. Government tells us we need health care, and Jesus was telling everyone you will get everlasting life. It is simple, life for everyone, and no taxes to pay for it. Come on, Jesus was not for the free market. Everyone treated the same, that is so socialist. Hey, if Jesus was alive today, he would be a socialist.

If Jesus was alive today, he would be against America: with him spitting out his socialist talk. Best place for Jesus, is a dark cold prision cell.

the man was not talking of government taking over the means of production. People not getting sick is not the same as government provided health care.

You apparently intend to steal the title of dumbest dishonest doofus away from Rdean who has maintained that title for as far back as I can remember.

 

[Avatar4321]

So you think the person who healed others himself was advocating that we give our responsibility for our health to the government.... that makes no sense.

You either dont understand the Gospel or dont understand socialism or both.

 

[Caroljo]

When Jesas was alive, he talked about the afterlife. He said, if you go to heaven – you will you never die and have forever life in heaven. Never ending life in heave, soulds like a national heath care system: as there is universal life for everyone in heaven. We all know, that a national health care system is socialism. So, what did Jesus tell everyone: everyone has everlasting life in heaven. The more you understand the teaching of this socialist (Jesus the socialist), the more you understand that Jesas was a socialist period.

Thank God, the Romans, and the Jews to point out that Jesas was a socialist. We have to agree, the people that was resonsible for his death – as it was a crime against humanity to be a socialist (Jesus). We have to thank, Pontius Pilate, as he is the father of the Tea Party.

Wow...where'd THAT come from??? Tell ya what...I'll pray for you!

 

[percysunshine]

Jesus and Obama were "troublemakers". Pilate and Romney were governors. True story!!!

Pilate was a prefect, Romney a governor, Jesus and Obama are myths.

You Konnie, are as bright as a quantum singularity.

Hiesenberg would actually postulate that Obama is a quantum singularity. He has velocity, but no descernable direction...

...or maybe it is the other way around.

 

[logical4u]

I almost never start by negrepping people, you have to be a complete total fucking asshole for me to Neg you, but, congrats, yes, you are a complete and total fucking asshole!

Come on, Jesus was talking about what we call Socialism. Everafter life, that sounds like socialism. Government tells us we need health care, and Jesus was telling everyone you will get everlasting life. It is simple, life for everyone, and no taxes to pay for it. Come on, Jesus was not for the free market. Everyone treated the same, that is so socialist. Hey, if Jesus was alive today, he would be a socialist.

If Jesus was alive today, he would be against America: with him spitting out his socialist talk. Best place for Jesus, is a dark cold prision cell.

Not everyone will be treated the same. Yeshua told His disciples that there were many mansions in His Father's house (that implies that there are not mansions, also). In Revelations, it talks about 144,000 special people that will have a higher status as teachers or prophets. Yeshua also speaks about liars being kept outside the walls of New Jerusalem. Yeshua will be the judge of us all. If you want to curse Him, Revelations talks about your fate, also.

Hey, don't pay attention to what is actually in the Bible, make it up!
Looks like you are drinking the koolaid, you might want to check to see if your preacher's hero is Jim Jones.

 

[Quantum Windbag]

When Jesas was alive, he talked about the afterlife. He said, if you go to heaven – you will you never die and have forever life in heaven. Never ending life in heave, soulds like a national heath care system: as there is universal life for everyone in heaven. We all know, that a national health care system is socialism. So, what did Jesus tell everyone: everyone has everlasting life in heaven. The more you understand the teaching of this socialist (Jesus the socialist), the more you understand that Jesas was a socialist period.

Thank God, the Romans, and the Jews to point out that Jesas was a socialist. We have to agree, the people that was resonsible for his death – as it was a crime against humanity to be a socialist (Jesus). We have to thank, Pontius Pilate, as he is the father of the Tea Party.

I think you need to learn more about socialism.

Socialists think kings are oppressive, and that kingdoms represent the worst type of government, they believe everyone should have an equal voice in all decisions. Jesus spent most of his time talking about the Kingdom of Heaven and exhorting people to obey his Father, and himself.

 

[konradv]

Jesus and Obama were "troublemakers". Pilate and Romney were governors. True story!!!

Pilate was a prefect, Romney a governor, Jesus and Obama are myths.

You Konnie, are as bright as a quantum singularity...

...and you're as dense as one!

 

[Uncensored2008]

...and you're as dense as one!

Usually, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

In this case though Konnie, it's just sad......

 

[AmericanFirst]

When Jesas was alive, he talked about the afterlife. He said, if you go to heaven – you will you never die and have forever life in heaven. Never ending life in heave, soulds like a national heath care system: as there is universal life for everyone in heaven. We all know, that a national health care system is socialism. So, what did Jesus tell everyone: everyone has everlasting life in heaven. The more you understand the teaching of this socialist (Jesus the socialist), the more you understand that Jesas was a socialist period.

Thank God, the Romans, and the Jews to point out that Jesas was a socialist. We have to agree, the people that was resonsible for his death – as it was a crime against humanity to be a socialist (Jesus). We have to thank, Pontius Pilate, as he is the father of the Tea Party.

Thank you for proving once again that stupid is alive and well. You are exactly what Jesus will come back to destroy. Good luck.

 

[AmericanFirst]

I almost never start by negrepping people, you have to be a complete total fucking asshole for me to Neg you, but, congrats, yes, you are a complete and total fucking asshole!

Come on, Jesus was talking about what we call Socialism. Everafter life, that sounds like socialism. Government tells us we need health care, and Jesus was telling everyone you will get everlasting life. It is simple, life for everyone, and no taxes to pay for it. Come on, Jesus was not for the free market. Everyone treated the same, that is so socialist. Hey, if Jesus was alive today, he would be a socialist.

If Jesus was alive today, he would be against America: with him spitting out his socialist talk. Best place for Jesus, is a dark cold prision cell.

Jesus was not talking about socialism. Only idiots think that.

 

[Uncensored2008]

Jesus was not talking about socialism. Only idiots think that.

The funny thing, further proving the ignorance and stupidity of Starbuck, is that Paul describes socialism in the early church.

Acts 4.32-35:

And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one soul: neither said any of them that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common. And with great power gave the apostles witness of the resurrection of the Lord Jesus: and great grace was upon them all. Neither was there any among them that lacked: for as many as were possessors of lands or houses sold them, and brought the prices of the things that were sold, and laid them down at the apostles' feet: and distribution was made unto every man according as he had need.

 

[Avatar4321]

Luke wrote acts, not Paul. and no he didnt describe socialism.