Jesus Returns?

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    So a nun is in the confessional and says to the priest: "Father, I have news. I am pregnant and I am sure it is the second coming"

    The priest explodes with joy and says: "Sister what fantastic news! We must let the world know that the Messiah is returning. How can we convince people that it is truly the second coming?"

    The nun says: "well it must be. I swallowed the first."
     
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    Not even deserving of a groan.
     
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