Jesus Returns?

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    So a nun is in the confessional and says to the priest: "Father, I have news. I am pregnant and I am sure it is the second coming"

    The priest explodes with joy and says: "Sister what fantastic news! We must let the world know that the Messiah is returning. How can we convince people that it is truly the second coming?"

    The nun says: "well it must be. I swallowed the first."
     
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    Not even deserving of a groan.
     
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    Do you have a phone number ?
     
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    Granny says, "Dat's right - Jesus comin' back soon...
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    Restoration of Jesus' tomb is completed
    March 21, 2017 - The tomb is in a cave below a shrine housed in Jerusalem's Church of the Holy Sepulchre.
    See also:

    Newly restored shrine at Jesus’ tomb unveiled
    Thu, Mar 23, 2017 - The newly restored shrine surrounding what is believed to be Jesus’ tomb was unveiled yesterday at a ceremony in Jerusalem following months of delicate work.

     
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    this post will get you a 1,000 millennia sentence in a burning pit of feces with Richard Simmons

    bad call
     
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    Holy Cow!
     
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    What is white, sticky and slimy and falls from the sky?

    The cumming of the Lord.[\spoiler]
     

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