Jesus is coming back to kill everybody as is says it the bible.

[Toro]

lol

 

[Neubarth]

His "vengence?"

Consists of ignoring you, since you choose to ignore Him.

Ain't no biggie.

Just a choice YOU have to make, for yourself.

Ignore Him????

I am a Christian Minister who preaches to a congregation of thousands. I teach and preach what it says in the Bible.

God (Jesus) is going to kill everybody on Earth. He is totally ticked off at all of the Arseholes who are alive now, and is coming back to kill them all, EXACTLY like it says in the Bible in sixteen different places. The Bible is very accurate. God is very angry. Don't mess with him.

 

[Sheldon]

These Newbarf threads are timeless.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Jebus is coming...


...and he is pissed off.

 

[RadiomanATL]

 

[RadiomanATL]

 

[The Infidel]

i AM SO EAGER TO SEE THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS. He is going to do some massive killing of those who need to die. Praise God!

Dipshit alert!

 

[RadiomanATL]

 

[RadiomanATL]

 

[Sheldon]

i AM SO EAGER TO SEE THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS. He is going to do some massive killing of those who need to die. Praise God!

 

[rdean]

His "vengence?"

Consists of ignoring you, since you choose to ignore Him.

Ain't no biggie.

Just a choice YOU have to make, for yourself.

Ignore Him????

I am a Christian Minister who preaches to a congregation of thousands. I teach and preach what it says in the Bible.

God (Jesus) is going to kill everybody on Earth. He is totally ticked off at all of the Arseholes who are alive now, and is coming back to kill them all, EXACTLY like it says in the Bible in sixteen different places. The Bible is very accurate. God is very angry. Don't mess with him.

Jesus, protect us from your "followers".

 

[Quantum Windbag]

Ignore Him????

I am a Christian Minister who preaches to a congregation of thousands. I teach and preach what it says in the Bible.

God (Jesus) is going to kill everybody on Earth. He is totally ticked off at all of the Arseholes who are alive now, and is coming back to kill them all, EXACTLY like it says in the Bible in sixteen different places. The Bible is very accurate. God is very angry. Don't mess with him.

That sounds just like something Jim Jones would have said.

 

[hortysir]

Ignore Him????

I am a Christian Minister who preaches to a congregation of thousands. I teach and preach what it says in the Bible.

God (Jesus) is going to kill everybody on Earth. He is totally ticked off at all of the Arseholes who are alive now, and is coming back to kill them all, EXACTLY like it says in the Bible in sixteen different places. The Bible is very accurate. God is very angry. Don't mess with him.

Phelps?

Is that you???

 

[casper4020322]

First of all it's not Jesus it's God and he isn't going to kill anyone. God loves all of us regardless of our sins. God is coming to take us away from the evil that has invaded this land and it will not be by bombs or nuclear weapons, it will be by his love. We should not fear his coming, we should rejoice in his coming because when it happens we will see a brighter day. But that's what's wrong...we fear his coming. If we are so-called Christian ppl why would we? Why wouldn't we want to leave a world filled with hate, violence and what we were taught as children NOT to believe in. So, to give up our cable channels, cars, houses, jobs, and everything else that is considered material is not worth leaving this earth to be with God. Is that it?

 

[chesswarsnow]

Sorry bout that,


1. Wow Jesus is coming back and going to kill everybody?
2. First I heard about that!
3. Why come back?
4. He can just blow up the whole world with a word.



Regards,
SirJamesofTexas

 

[L.K.Eder]

ha-le-lu-jah!

 

[jillian]

Jesus just read this thread....


and boy is he pissed.

 

[L.K.Eder]

Jesus just read this thread....


and boy is he pissed.

je-sus needs to acquire some sense of humor.



from his dad.

 

[geauxtohell]

The book of revelation was written on the Patmos Island of Greek by a man who called himself John. We also know that

Amanita muscaria - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

the hallucinogenic mushroom grows naturally there.

After you realize that, the book of revelation makes so much more sense.

 

[L.K.Eder]

The book of revelation was written on the Patmos Island of Greek by a man who called himself John. We also know that

Amanita muscaria - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

the hallucinogenic mushroom grows naturally there.

After you realize that, the book of revelation makes so much more sense.

i don't know.

neubarth is usually a reliable source.

i say, let's stone some sluts.