Jesus At Second Coming: ‘What Are All These Goyim Doing Here?’

[guno]

Jerusalem, Israel (AP) – Jesus of Nazareth, proclaimed the King Messiah by his followers and a spiritual guide to nearly two billion people, after returning as promised, expressed dismay this week at the nearly absolute non-Jewishness of those who venerate him.
“You…you’re all goyim,” he said, using the Hebrew word for “the nations,” referring to those who do not follow the Jewish faith. “What does any of this have to do with you? What business of this is yours? Oy gevalt, what have you people been doing the last two thousand years?” he said to a number of apostles, who shrank from Jesus in obvious shame. “Who’s the putzhead who got the brilliant idea to take this thing and turn it into a sheygetz convention?” he yelled, using a derogatory Yiddish word for gentile.

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[TheOldSchool]

Jesus would be horrified to see how much hate has crept into the hearts of his people

 

[Mr. H.]

Jesus was just a man.

The end.

But the Churches... now there's a billion-dollar industry.

Pray and give. Pray and give. Rinse, lather, repeat.

After you...

 

[I.P.Freely]

Jerusalem, Israel (AP) – Jesus of Nazareth, proclaimed the King Messiah by his followers and a spiritual guide to nearly two billion people, after returning as promised, expressed dismay this week at the nearly absolute non-Jewishness of those who venerate him.
“You…you’re all goyim,” he said, using the Hebrew word for “the nations,” referring to those who do not follow the Jewish faith. “What does any of this have to do with you? What business of this is yours? Oy gevalt, what have you people been doing the last two thousand years?” he said to a number of apostles, who shrank from Jesus in obvious shame. “Who’s the putzhead who got the brilliant idea to take this thing and turn it into a sheygetz convention?” he yelled, using a derogatory Yiddish word for gentile.

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and then he retired to a gay bar for a few shots.

 

[Mr. H.]

If you can't make a Ruben sammitch without Jewish seeded rye then it's like get the fuck out.

 

[guno]

If you can't make a Ruben sammitch without Jewish seeded rye then it's like get the fuck out.

A ruben less the cheese, with the cheese ..Not kosher

 

[Mr. H.]

Ya learn sumpin' everday.

Can't cabbage be Kosher-ized?

 

[guno]

Ya learn sumpin' everday.

Can't cabbage be Kosher-ized?

cheese with meat not kosher