Jerk off cut me off

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[As the saying goes, you can't teach a cat how to fly, no matter how many times you launch it out a second story window.

But they always land on their feet! How do they do that?

 

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Thirty-five MPH is most likely in a residential area and no place to be playing Mr. Macho-I-Own-The- Road-So-Get-The-Fuck-Out-Of-My-Way-I'm-In-A-Hurry.

Grow up.

35 MPH! That's like NASCAR!

 

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How about the law of common sense and responsible driving?

So you got nothing, thank you for playing.

And you'll have plenty of nothing when you run over some dumbass kid chasing a ball into the street.

Like I said before, grow up.

But if you hit an illegal, you get 25 points!!

 

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Steve McQueen Gets Cut Off!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy4RPGx2b9Q"]YouTube - ‪Bullitt Car Chase‬‏[/ame]​

 

[Colin]

RGS, next time try Dulcolax. You'll be able to pass stuff with ease.

 

[manifold]

Wow, I once had a cop chase me down and give me a ticket because I blew my horn at some idiot that was creating a traffic hazard.

You must not be very attractive.

She was a straight female so I doubt my looks were a determining factor.

Sexist.

How do you know she was straight?

Homophobe.

 

[editec]

Guy was doing 25 in a 35, I attempted to go around him and he cut me off and then demanded to know why I was speeding.

I informed him the speed limit was 35 not 25 and that I did not exceed 35 while attempting to pass him. He "instructed" me to be more careful. Felt like ramming his car. But my car is new.

Well you certainly told him, didn't you?

Thanks for sharing.

 

[Sheldon]

Good thing RGS isn't a bus driver.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kh_5jNt-Ec&feature=related]YouTube - ‪Damn Bus‬‏[/ame]

 

[Douger]

I gotta agree with RGS on this one.

I never ever agree with him.
This time I do.
I'da rammed the fucker. Fuck him.

 

[Dot Com]

This is amateur. In China, the person cutting you off is likely to drive on the wrong side of the road at night without lights on while running a red light and turning left from the right hand lane.

You sure you're not thinking about Italy

 

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu3GmRQ-U9k]YouTube - ‪The french connection (1971) car chase‬‏[/ame]​

 

[sparky]

Quote: Originally Posted by RetiredGySgt
Guy was doing 25 in a 35, I attempted to go around him and he cut me off and then demanded to know why I was speeding.

I informed him the speed limit was 35 not 25 and that I did not exceed 35 while attempting to pass him. He "instructed" me to be more careful. Felt like ramming his car. But my car is new.


perhaps your rebuttal should have been>


DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU JUST CUT OFF PAL? I'M A USMB POSTER! THAT'S RIGHT> UUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBI CAN HAVE YOU IN HOT WATER ON THE INTERNET LIKE UGLY ON AN APE!

 

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WC Fields saves up for a car and gets into an accident caused by a reckless driver. His car is totalled! Then he and his wife inherit a million dollars. See how he gets revenge on bad drivers!!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfIoKTTZuUo]YouTube - ‪If I Had a Million (W.C. Fields segment-2of2)‬‏[/ame]​