JAZZil!!!

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    I walked down to my favorite bar yesterday at about 5 pm.

    I had no idea the Belmont Stakes was being run at 6:30.

    I was pressured and coerced into a $10 bet, where everyone
    got a pick by reaching into a jar for a chit with a horse’s name on it.

    I drew “Jasil” (pronounced JAZZil, not jazIL). My baby horsie won
    me $100 US Dolla’.

    I have to admit I was so wasted by the time the race was run that
    I still had no idea.

    Fortunately, the good people who I party with made sure their money
    ended up in my wallet, bless their hearts.

    I bought them two rounds and kept the rest. Part of the rest
    went into an upgrade from beer to Martinis.

    How I got back home safe I’ll never know.

    Skoal!
     

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