I've joined the Jehovah's Witness Protection program

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    Now the only people who will be coming to my door will be teens on bottle drives, girl scouts, and the weekly census worker.
     
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    Can I interest you in:

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    ABSOLUTELY!!!

    I love Hendrix!!!
     
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    I have always wanted to hook up a sprinkler system with a remote control on/off system to my front porch.

    Door bell rings, I look to see who it is, and push the ON button!

     
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    gratia placenti, huh?
     
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    Get an invisible fence and a large-ish dog.

    No more solicitors.
     
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    what about creek creatures posing as census workers?
     
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    "Do you know why the mob killed Einstein? He knew too much." -- Steve Martin (I think)
     
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    And what would be even better would be that it wouldn't sprinkle water, but rather URINE!
     

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