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I have always wanted to hook up a sprinkler system with a remote control on/off system to my front porch.
Door bell rings, I look to see who it is, and push the ON button!
Now the only people who will be coming to my door will be teens on bottle drives, girl scouts, and the weekly census worker.
I have always wanted to hook up a sprinkler system with a remote control on/off system to my front porch.
Door bell rings, I look to see who it is, and push the ON button!
I have always wanted to hook up a sprinkler system with a remote control on/off system to my front porch.
Door bell rings, I look to see who it is, and push the ON button!
And what would be even better would be that it wouldn't sprinkle water, but rather URINE!
Here's an idea for when Witnesses show up...
You quickly put on a hospital gown and robe, and walk to the door with an IV pole with a bag hanging which looks like it is filled with blood.
Here's an idea for when Witnesses show up...
You quickly put on a hospital gown and robe, and walk to the door with an IV pole with a bag hanging which looks like it is filled with blood.
a friendly "no thank you" was usually enough. and i lived near a rapidly expanding hub.
Here's an idea for when Witnesses show up...
You quickly put on a hospital gown and robe, and walk to the door with an IV pole with a bag hanging which looks like it is filled with blood.
a friendly "no thank you" was usually enough. and i lived near a rapidly expanding hub.
I think the IV pole is a little more creative.
jws wont violate a no tresspassing sign
jws wont violate a no tresspassing sign
My religion does not allow the placement of no tresspassing signs.
We also do not allow fountains to be turned on after noon on Wednesdays, nor do we allow yellow flowers.
jws wont violate a no tresspassing sign
My religion does not allow the placement of no tresspassing signs.
We also do not allow fountains to be turned on after noon on Wednesdays, nor do we allow yellow flowers.
How about a chalk outline of a body, and some religious tracts lying around sprinkled with hot sauce?