Discussion in 'Humor' started by Dabs, May 24, 2012.
Mrs. H. is an aromatherapist. She blended some essential oils at the request of my cousin who, some years ago, was on the dating scene.
He told me the scent drove one gal batty. She said "what in the world are you wearing? The scent went straight to my clitoris".
The opposite of a 'hard on' is a 'soft off'.
[op-uh-zit, -sit] Show IPA
situated, placed, or lying face to face with something else or each other, or in corresponding positions with relation to an intervening line, space, or thing
And the recipe is what?
Essence of roomy.
Hell if I know. I think she charged him $20 for a very small vial. The true essential oils are pricey and she spent a lot of time and money getting her certification.
Now I have Nirvana's "I Smell Sex and Candy" in my head.
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