I've been thinking...

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Mr. P, Apr 8, 2006.

  1. Mr. P

    Mr. P Senior Member

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    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
    tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of
    it? A death. What's that, a bonus?

    I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    (1) You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the
    way. You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day.

    (2) You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your
    pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your
    first day.

    (3) You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your
    retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally
    promiscuous (hey, you've only got a few years left, what's the big
    deal?!?) and you get ready for High School.

    (4) Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you
    have no responsibilities, and, finally, you become a baby;

    (5) The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully
    with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap,
    larger quarters everyday, and then

    You finish off as an orgasm! :thup:
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  2. archangel

    archangel Guest


    sounded great until the last word...'orgasim'...not a good idea...if the plumbing is wrong or the recepticle is the mouth... in some cases... the end result would turn to ***shit*** in a retorical sorta kinda way! The new process would then end in the sewer...sorta like abortion...no? :eek:

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