Their "front runner" Mittens is about as interesting as week old, cold, vanilla tapioca and is now being accused of "foul play", Noot can't get himself arrested even though he's little more than a common criminal and Paul gets nuttier anmd ore desperate every day. Sanatorium has said that 'contraception leads to (dare I say the word?) SEX', is against family planning and further, wants all abortion banned even though 2/3 of all abortions are for medical reasons (DEFORMED OR DEAD FETUS), and, don't forget, voted for the "family cap" and the "illegitimacy cap," which would have financially penalized low-income women for having children and penalized states for children born out of wedlock". Didja all follow that? Read it again because what it really means is that Tricky Rick says that since he's not getting laid, no one else should either. The Clown Car Candidates are so unpopular that voters don't even bother to go to the "cock-eye" (that's plural for caucus). Fewer than 6000 voted in Maine. The Frootcake Brigade of $arah and DuhDonuld have pretty much pooped out although some say they'll leap into the breach AFTER the so-called "debates". But don't worry ... you've always got Joe the (fake) Plumber to fall back on. Just ignore that everything he said in the past was a lie cuz, hey, now he says he's gonna tell the truth. (Goll dang, is this guy a hoot, or what!) 'Joe The Plumber': 'I Don't Have To Try' To Stand Out At CPAC (VIDEO) Meanwhile, President Obama continues to fight for the poor and the working class. Yep, I can certainly understand why some say they can't decide who to vote for.