It's time for Democrat Jeapardy!

[Votto]

I'll take record players for $200 Alex!!!

 

[Auld Phart]

I'll take Campaign Killers for $400, Alex

 

[wamose]

Juke box Joe said he could name that tune in 2 notes.

 

[norwegen]

"I'll take slight Indian accent and a Dunkin' Donut for $1.85, Alex."

 

[Votto]

Here is the question, what caused the downfall of the Roman Empire?

What is Capitalism!!!

 

[Votto]

Uh.........no............try again. Anyone else?

No it's true Alex, I was there and saw it with my own eyes.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Pat, I would like to buy a big ole freaking question mark...

 

[Votto]

Bernie is right, he was there yet I'm the only one too old to run for President. Funny that.

Alex, if I may, what caused the fall of the Roman empire is something similar to what happened to us on 7/11.


In fact, you can't drive to a 711 in my own state of Delaware without the person behind the counter having an Indian accent.

 

[harmonica]

Harris is a dumbass and racist because of the Smollet dumbshit

 

[Votto]

The last category is on American narcissistic politicians faking Indian heritage to deprive real Indians who are oppressed. Who will take this question?

How?

If I may Alex, I don't care about Elizabeth Warren lying about her Indian heritage like I did not care about Hillary's e-mails and just like I don't care that my diaper is completely full right now.

 

[Votto]

Here is the final Jeopardy question. What ideology has killed more people in the last century than any other ideology? What ideology caused Mao to kill 70 Million, Stalin to kill 10 million in one year, which comes out to 25 thousand per day?

Contestants? Where did everyone go?

 

[Ridgerunner]

Well done Votto

 

[Votto]

Well done Votto

Thanks, and may Alex outlive them all!

 

[Muhammed]

*THUMP*

*Audience gasps*

Alex: Hillary? Can you stand up? Are you OK?

Hillary: I'll take another vodka martini for 200, Alex. Dat's my favorite dwink.

Alex: Sorry Hillary, the bar is across the street.

Hillary: Boilermaker! No! White Russian! Russia, Russia, Russia!

Alex: Security