Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Skull Pilot, Apr 7, 2011.
Makes me want to puke.
Calm down, Skull....
it's a joke, but with no punchline.
Here's a better one:
Eleven people were hanging on a rope,
under a rescue helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them
all, so they decided that one had to leave
because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person,
until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,
as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her
husband and kids or for men in general, and was
used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech,
all the men started clapping ......
In the amount of time it took her to make that speech, the rope would have broken.
Tox, I know that you for one, would have clapped!
Is this more realistic?
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand...... The woman has read this entire text. You're still looking at your thumb.
I would have given a fist pump.
And unlike most of your posts, I actually read that from beginning to end.
You read all of my posts...
I can tell from the constant complaining.
I think I love PC.
Meh, they were all liberal touchy feely whiney guys. Not what I call a real man.
When you hear a man boast that he is the boss in his own house, you can be sure that he might lie about other things also.
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