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[Mr.Fitnah]

Candidate Files Criminal Complaint Over Firm Handshake
Broward School Board candidate claims abuse from opponent via handshake

A firm handshake is usually seen as a good thing in business and even in politics.
Not so much in South Florida. A candidate for the Broward County School Board wants the cops to lock up her opponent after what she claims was akin to battery after a recent debate.
Jaemi Levine filed a complaint with the Broward Sheriff's Office claiming David Thomas squeezed her hand so hard during a post-debate handshake Tuesday that it now hurts.
Instead of getting a grip on education issues, Thomas decided to get a grip on his opponent for the Disctrict 4 seat.

Candidate Files Criminal Complaint Over Firm Handshake | NBC Miami

I still support forcing politicians to wear clown suits .

 

[xotoxi]

Before we can make comments on this story, we need to know what party the handshaker and the handshakee represent.

That way, we can all take sides.

(i.e. "Typical whiny liberal, suing for everything!" or "Yet another brutal physical attack by a leftist.")

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

We can assume the gripper is a happy clown party , since the newspaper took a cheap shot at him.