It's Not A Spaceship. Duh.

[Billy_Kinetta]

Warm means cold. Man can be woman. Rocks are space ships.

Oh, wait ... The new Dark Age is here.

Scientists conclude cigar-shaped interstellar object not an alien spaceship

 

[night_son]

Warm means cold. Man can be woman. Rocks are space ships.

Oh, wait ... The new Dark Age is here.

Scientists conclude cigar-shaped interstellar object not an alien spaceship

That's too bad. Me? I was hoping it was aliens who slowed down long enough to take a gander at the human race and then accelerated away from the Earth at max cruising speed. The whole thing gave me flashbacks of Arthur C. Clarke's Rendezvous With Rama.