It's Gonna be an iPad Christmas!

George Costanza

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I am getting an iPad for Xmas. Well, I have already picked it up. It's hidden under my dresser in the bedroom, behind an old pair of tennis shoes. You see, my beloved wife has expressed, shall we say, displeasure at the idea of me getting an iPad. It seems she has this idea (God only knows where she came up with this one), that I am prone to buy expensive toys which I quickly tire of and never use again. Phooey to that, I say! (I must admit, that I bought a hand-held computer about five years ago and haven't used it too much. Or the Kindle . . . But, hey!)

In any event, come Christmas eve, I will wrap the iPad and put it under the tree with a tag that reads: "To Mike, From S. Claus." Then, when I open it on Christmas morning, and my wife comes unglued, I can say: "Hey! I can't be responsible for presents that Santa Claus brings me, can I?" I max'd out - 62GB, 3G, etc. I figure, if you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly, right?

So I haven't used it at all yet, and won't, until Christmas. Anyone else have an iPad? Are they as neat as everyone says? What do you use yours for? What do you like about it? What do you dislike about it?
 
you mean the 64 gig wifi-3G ..right?


make sure you DL the latest software upgrade 4.2.good luck, I got mine 2 months ago....

I like the google cloud server e mail functions.......any docs you have you can get to if you load them into google documents fro your google email at from your main pc etc. . make sure you purchase the app for word excel etc. its called documents to go premium office suite. I like having my ipod on my ipad...i no ,longer use my ipod at all, btw if you have an mp-3 plug in in your car you'll need a male -male 3.5 mm cord to plug into your ipad then to your dash plug and viola, ipod music from your ipad.
Oh if you want a great carrying case plus bluetooth keyboard built into your case and its aint bulky either try this- Kensington Apple iPad Bluetooth Keyboard and Case Accessory for Apple iPad 3G tablet / Wifi model 16GB, 32GB, 64GB

typing anything but really short notes without a KB is not really a good ipad function so this comes in handy.
 
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I am getting an iPad for Xmas. Well, I have already picked it up. It's hidden under my dresser in the bedroom, behind an old pair of tennis shoes. You see, my beloved wife has expressed, shall we say, displeasure at the idea of me getting an iPad. It seems she has this idea (God only knows where she came up with this one), that I am prone to buy expensive toys which I quickly tire of and never use again. Phooey to that, I say! (I must admit, that I bought a hand-held computer about five years ago and haven't used it too much. Or the Kindle . . . But, hey!)

In any event, come Christmas eve, I will wrap the iPad and put it under the tree with a tag that reads: "To Mike, From S. Claus." Then, when I open it on Christmas morning, and my wife comes unglued, I can say: "Hey! I can't be responsible for presents that Santa Claus brings me, can I?" I max'd out - 62GB, 3G, etc. I figure, if you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly, right?

So I haven't used it at all yet, and won't, until Christmas. Anyone else have an iPad? Are they as neat as everyone says? What do you use yours for? What do you like about it? What do you dislike about it?

How fucking spineless.
 
I am getting an iPad for Xmas. Well, I have already picked it up. It's hidden under my dresser in the bedroom, behind an old pair of tennis shoes. You see, my beloved wife has expressed, shall we say, displeasure at the idea of me getting an iPad. It seems she has this idea (God only knows where she came up with this one), that I am prone to buy expensive toys which I quickly tire of and never use again. Phooey to that, I say! (I must admit, that I bought a hand-held computer about five years ago and haven't used it too much. Or the Kindle . . . But, hey!)

In any event, come Christmas eve, I will wrap the iPad and put it under the tree with a tag that reads: "To Mike, From S. Claus." Then, when I open it on Christmas morning, and my wife comes unglued, I can say: "Hey! I can't be responsible for presents that Santa Claus brings me, can I?" I max'd out - 62GB, 3G, etc. I figure, if you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly, right?

So I haven't used it at all yet, and won't, until Christmas. Anyone else have an iPad? Are they as neat as everyone says? What do you use yours for? What do you like about it? What do you dislike about it?

How fucking spineless.

Being a little harsh tonight, huh? He's been a good boy. I've seen the list. He's not on the Naughty list.
 
I am getting an iPad for Xmas. Well, I have already picked it up. It's hidden under my dresser in the bedroom, behind an old pair of tennis shoes. You see, my beloved wife has expressed, shall we say, displeasure at the idea of me getting an iPad. It seems she has this idea (God only knows where she came up with this one), that I am prone to buy expensive toys which I quickly tire of and never use again. Phooey to that, I say! (I must admit, that I bought a hand-held computer about five years ago and haven't used it too much. Or the Kindle . . . But, hey!)

In any event, come Christmas eve, I will wrap the iPad and put it under the tree with a tag that reads: "To Mike, From S. Claus." Then, when I open it on Christmas morning, and my wife comes unglued, I can say: "Hey! I can't be responsible for presents that Santa Claus brings me, can I?" I max'd out - 62GB, 3G, etc. I figure, if you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly, right?

So I haven't used it at all yet, and won't, until Christmas. Anyone else have an iPad? Are they as neat as everyone says? What do you use yours for? What do you like about it? What do you dislike about it?

How fucking spineless.

Oh, my GOD!!! I don't know when I have laughed so hard. Thanks, CG.

:lol::lol::lol:

Oh, and a Merry Christmas to you too!
 
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I am getting an iPad for Xmas. Well, I have already picked it up. It's hidden under my dresser in the bedroom, behind an old pair of tennis shoes. You see, my beloved wife has expressed, shall we say, displeasure at the idea of me getting an iPad. It seems she has this idea (God only knows where she came up with this one), that I am prone to buy expensive toys which I quickly tire of and never use again. Phooey to that, I say! (I must admit, that I bought a hand-held computer about five years ago and haven't used it too much. Or the Kindle . . . But, hey!)

In any event, come Christmas eve, I will wrap the iPad and put it under the tree with a tag that reads: "To Mike, From S. Claus." Then, when I open it on Christmas morning, and my wife comes unglued, I can say: "Hey! I can't be responsible for presents that Santa Claus brings me, can I?" I max'd out - 62GB, 3G, etc. I figure, if you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly, right?

So I haven't used it at all yet, and won't, until Christmas. Anyone else have an iPad? Are they as neat as everyone says? What do you use yours for? What do you like about it? What do you dislike about it?

How fucking spineless.

hes a Costanza.....:lol:
 
I am getting an iPad for Xmas. Well, I have already picked it up. It's hidden under my dresser in the bedroom, behind an old pair of tennis shoes. You see, my beloved wife has expressed, shall we say, displeasure at the idea of me getting an iPad. It seems she has this idea (God only knows where she came up with this one), that I am prone to buy expensive toys which I quickly tire of and never use again. Phooey to that, I say! (I must admit, that I bought a hand-held computer about five years ago and haven't used it too much. Or the Kindle . . . But, hey!)

In any event, come Christmas eve, I will wrap the iPad and put it under the tree with a tag that reads: "To Mike, From S. Claus." Then, when I open it on Christmas morning, and my wife comes unglued, I can say: "Hey! I can't be responsible for presents that Santa Claus brings me, can I?" I max'd out - 62GB, 3G, etc. I figure, if you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly, right?

So I haven't used it at all yet, and won't, until Christmas. Anyone else have an iPad? Are they as neat as everyone says? What do you use yours for? What do you like about it? What do you dislike about it?
You're a fucking pussy.
Fire the thing up, crank some porn and tell the bitch to STFU........unless:eusa_shhh: you stole the money out of her stash to buy it ???
 

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