So I'm flipping channels, expecting some decent Christmas movies to be on. What do I find? ALL scary movies: Boogeyman Cabin Fever Sister Act II and finally... An Inconvenient Truth. Nothing's scarier than Al Gore and his graphs and charts, except for that awful Melissa Etheridge song they play in the movie. *shudders* But seriously, how am I supposed to get into the Christmas spirit when shit like this is on TV instead of the Grinch, Rudolph, and that damned little bastard Ralphie? Right now I'd settle for Tim Allen in a Santa suit. Geez.