It takes balls

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    Man walks into a bar with an alligator under his arm and puts it on the bar.
    "If I can keep my wedding tackle in the alligators mouth for five minutes will everyone here buy me a drink".
    A murmur amongst the crowd, then they all nod.
    He pulls the alligators jaws apart, drops his pants and puts his tackle in the alli's mouth, closing it gently.
    Five minutes later, he picks up a bottle and whacks the alli over the head and it opens it's mouth. Out comes his bits, perfect.
    Cheers from the crowd and the drinks appear in front of him.
    "Has anyone the guts to do that", he asks the crowd.
    A blonde steps forward, "Yes, I will", she says, "But don't hit me over the head with a bottle".
     
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