It Sure Beat Cannibalizing Your Lover After A Spat.

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    [A severed head here, a dismembered thorax there, some severed hands in the mail, their behavior after being jilted puts the phrase 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" to shame. And Obama wants the US to be governed by and for this particular 1 per cent. Yeah, I'm all for that.]

    "WINNIPEG -- A young Manitoba man who flew into a rage and jammed a fork into the rectum of his sleeping lover after catching him with his pants down in a bed full of other people won't see any jail time.
    Instead, the 24-year-old has been granted a suspended sentence and will serve 18 months of supervised probation after pleading guilty to assault with a weapon, uttering threats and a handful of bail breaches.

    The man was kicked out of his longtime lover's North End home early July 23, 2011 after showing up drunk and high to a party and becoming disruptive, Judge Wanda Garreck was told.

    The gathering -- which went on into the daylight hours -- ended with many people passing out in various places of the house.

    The victim told cops he fell asleep fully clothed on his crowded bed around 6 a.m. and briefly awoke a while later to find he and another person naked from the waist down amongst the others"

    Sun News : No jail for forking 'cheating' lover in the rectum
     

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