It Seems the Racists Won After All

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  1. Skull Pilot
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    At least according to this:

    Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job

    November 5, 2008 | Issue 44•45


    WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling the nation's broken-down economy, repairing the crumbling infrastructure, and generally having to please more than 300 million Americans (most of them White*) and cater to their every whim on a daily basis. As part of his duties, the black man will have to spend four to eight years cleaning up the messes other people left behind (most of them White*). The job comes with such intense scrutiny and so certain a guarantee of failure that only one other person even bothered applying for it. Said scholar and activist Mark L. Denton, "It just goes to show you that, in this country, a black man still can't catch a break."


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    It seems Whitey is still sticking it to the Black guy**










    ** Sarcasm
     
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    I was just about to post that! That's hilarious!

    I also found this funny:

    Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
     
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    Goddammit, I also JUST read it and was about to post it. It's pretty funny!
     
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    Check out the Onion video about Barbara Bush running aground off the coast of Maine.
     
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    Oh lordie lordie, Brair Fox, please don't throw me in dat brair patch!
     
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    Another great parody site is Landover Baptist
     

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