It is 2:22am and the wife has been to bed

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Doesn't work dear...but if'n ya want to not have a killer head in the morn...best to make sure you drink a shite load of water dude...
I know you're old and all that but *chuckle*...even an old dog might need to be reminded of old tricks...
I've put down the tool belt for today...will finish my Ma's place tomorrow...now I am having a few cold ones...
Tonights drink is Dos Equis ...they had em on sale for the mexican holiday...so I grabbed a 12 pack.....Listening to Franz Ferdinand/ Beatles and Zepplin...plus contemplating renting a movie..
Hubby is working on mods for the board ...so I am a computer widow this evening..besides he's gonna be working on my board so I am not going there till I know he didn't break it...

 

You find this worth bragging about?

I think it's disgusting.

 

If you're at the point of lying about how much you've drank, you have a problem. Simple as that.

 

Somebody has something up their asssssssss (say it in a sing song fashion...) *ducks*

 

Perhaps.. Ever watch someone (literally) drink themselves to death? I have.. To see someone bragging about how much they can put away, and then lying about it in the process to the person they supposedly vowed to love and cherish is sick and twisted.

I stand by my "it's disgusting" comment.

 

Ok ok.. hitting a nerve... *backs away*

*tosses sacrificial chocolate*


*turns and books it* :fifty:

 

:rotflmao:

Ass.

 

ASS? I GIVE YOU SACRIFICIAL CHOCOLATE AND I'M AN ASS????!?!??!






Woman.

 

You do realise that conservative American humour is about as far from Geordie slapstick as you can get? Also, British attitudes to alcohol, in general, are a lot different from the other side of the Atlantic? I'da filled the bottle...