Islamic toilet etiquette

[Gadawg73]

The left hand thing is not only a Muslim tradition. The right hand gives the blessing and the sign of the cross. The Bible has over 100 verses referencing the right hand and never the left. Same with Judaism as the left hand was seen as unclean also.
I batted left handed, write right handed, punted left footed and play tennis right handed.
Us Zen Baptists wipe our ass with both hands to avoid confusion.

 

[The Infidel]

the French have bidets have and find the shitty ass american concept of smearing some paper around your butt- hole and calling it good kind of disgusting

 

[tjvh]

the French have bidets have and find the shitty ass american concept of smearing some paper around your butt- hole and calling it good kind of disgusting

So what method would you prefer? the rocks or toilet paper?

Rock, paper, or scissors.

 

[laughinReaper]

the French have bidets have and find the shitty ass american concept of smearing some paper around your butt- hole and calling it good kind of disgusting

Yeah cause the French have such a reputation for having impeccable hygiene

 

[laughinReaper]

Why? Muhammy describes how to wipe your ass, so why would it be weird that he might have described how to piss as well?

Ima shutup. It's annoying now. What so now you're a Zionist too?

I'm for peace and keeping the price of gas as low as possible.

Did Mohammy describe how to pick your nose? Or did he just close one nostril and blow chunks at people?

you put your left fingers in,
you take your left fingers out,
you put your left fingers in and you shake them all about,
you pick your nose with you left hand and you smell yesterdays shit,
that's what it's all about

 

[Samson]

the French have bidets have and find the shitty ass american concept of smearing some paper around your butt- hole and calling it good kind of disgusting

So what method would you prefer? the rocks or toilet paper?

Rocks, Paper......





......Am I the only one that picks scissors?

 

[Gadawg73]

Go to Dubai and do business with some of the old market folks there.
They still have the hole in the floor for the toilet and the men pull their ropes up to their waist lean over and shit. They have a spicket with a hose to wash your ass out with.
NO paper. Same with many other middle eastern countries.
Look Ma, no hands!

 

[High_Gravity]

the French have bidets have and find the shitty ass american concept of smearing some paper around your butt- hole and calling it good kind of disgusting

So what method would you prefer? the rocks or toilet paper?

Rocks, Paper......





......Am I the only one that picks scissors?

 

[High_Gravity]

Go to Dubai and do business with some of the old market folks there.
They still have the hole in the floor for the toilet and the men pull their ropes up to their waist lean over and shit. They have a spicket with a hose to wash your ass out with.
NO paper. Same with many other middle eastern countries.
Look Ma, no hands!

The thing is they do sell toilet paper in Dubai, according to Ima toilet paper should not even be allowed in the country they should be using rocks.

 

[Gadawg73]

Go to Dubai and do business with some of the old market folks there.
They still have the hole in the floor for the toilet and the men pull their ropes up to their waist lean over and shit. They have a spicket with a hose to wash your ass out with.
NO paper. Same with many other middle eastern countries.
Look Ma, no hands!

The thing is they do sell toilet paper in Dubai, according to Ima toilet paper should not even be allowed in the country they should be using rocks.

One of the main businesses the Russian mafia wanted to corner after the breakup of the Soviet Union was the shit paper trade.
Oil is #1 but everyone has to wipe their ass.

 

[High_Gravity]

Go to Dubai and do business with some of the old market folks there.
They still have the hole in the floor for the toilet and the men pull their ropes up to their waist lean over and shit. They have a spicket with a hose to wash your ass out with.
NO paper. Same with many other middle eastern countries.
Look Ma, no hands!

The thing is they do sell toilet paper in Dubai, according to Ima toilet paper should not even be allowed in the country they should be using rocks.

One of the main businesses the Russian mafia wanted to corner after the breakup of the Soviet Union was the shit paper trade.
Oil is #1 but everyone has to wipe their ass.

Good point, unless they are using rocks.

 

[Gadawg73]

The thing is they do sell toilet paper in Dubai, according to Ima toilet paper should not even be allowed in the country they should be using rocks.

One of the main businesses the Russian mafia wanted to corner after the breakup of the Soviet Union was the shit paper trade.
Oil is #1 but everyone has to wipe their ass.

Good point, unless they are using rocks.

 

[Hollie]

One of the main businesses the Russian mafia wanted to corner after the breakup of the Soviet Union was the shit paper trade.
Oil is #1 but everyone has to wipe their ass.

Good point, unless they are using rocks.

On the burning sands of the Arabian Peninsula, where would anyone find a ready supply of muhammud (swish) approved rocks?

Was a limited supply of rocks shared by a large town or village?

 

[High_Gravity]

Good point, unless they are using rocks.

On the burning sands of the Arabian Peninsula, where would anyone find a ready supply of muhammud (swish) approved rocks?

Was a limited supply of rocks shared by a large town or village?

Wouldn't wiping your ass with a rock hurt?

 

[ima]

Go to Dubai and do business with some of the old market folks there.
They still have the hole in the floor for the toilet and the men pull their ropes up to their waist lean over and shit. They have a spicket with a hose to wash your ass out with.
NO paper. Same with many other middle eastern countries.
Look Ma, no hands!

So what do they do when the hole fills up?

 

[laughinReaper]

Good point, unless they are using rocks.

On the burning sands of the Arabian Peninsula, where would anyone find a ready supply of muhammud (swish) approved rocks?

Was a limited supply of rocks shared by a large town or village?

Renew,reuse,recycle!

 

[Gadawg73]

Go to Dubai and do business with some of the old market folks there.
They still have the hole in the floor for the toilet and the men pull their ropes up to their waist lean over and shit. They have a spicket with a hose to wash your ass out with.
NO paper. Same with many other middle eastern countries.
Look Ma, no hands!

So what do they do when the hole fills up?

Shit eating rats keep the holes low.

 

[laughinReaper]

Go to Dubai and do business with some of the old market folks there.
They still have the hole in the floor for the toilet and the men pull their ropes up to their waist lean over and shit. They have a spicket with a hose to wash your ass out with.
NO paper. Same with many other middle eastern countries.
Look Ma, no hands!

Leave it to Islam to make taking a shit complicated.

 

[BecauseIKnow]

Stupid Christians. Lol

The Bible on Toilet habits

Christians do not care at all what is in their holy book.

They just go by their rules.

And then say Islam is complicated. Lol

 

[BecauseIKnow]

Deuteronomy 23: 12-13

"You shall have a designated area outside the camp to which you shall go. With your utensils you shall have a trowel; when you relieve yourself outside, you shall dig a hole with it and then cover up your excrement."