Islamic toilet etiquette

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    "The Islamic prophet Muhammad specified that one should use an odd number of stones (preferably three) to cleanse the anal orifice after defecation "
    Islamic toilet etiquette - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    So only fake muslims use toilet paper.
     
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    Arabs commonly use their left hand to wipe their arse, and their right hand to eat their food. It is an insult to offer your left hand to shake an Arabs hand.
     
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    Thanks for the tip! To damn few Arabs in the Czech Republic to shake hands with, unfortunately!
     
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    So basically, theres not that many real Muslims out there.
     
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    Maybe there is a genetic predisposition in the Arabic world toward's OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder). It would explain why they haven't socially progressed past the 6th century.
     
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    I am right handed so I use my right hand for both.
    I want to make sure I don't miss on either end... :D
     
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    the French have bidets have and find the shitty ass american concept of smearing some paper around your butt- hole and calling it good kind of disgusting
     
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    do they carry their own stones or just hope to get lucky? coz Birmingham in the UK has a lot of Muslims, but not so many stones, Juss askin
     
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    The French also have a single bar of soap shared among the entire population.

    The French can go buggar off.
     
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