Is this the beginning of the end of xotoxi?

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  1. xotoxi
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    Is this one of my last posts for a while?

    If not forever?

    I was awoken about an hour ago by the screams of my 4 year old.

    "I'm throwing up!"

    I rushed to his aid, only to reach him as vast rivulets of acidic chunder, filled with carrots and noodles erupted from his mouth and nose.

    This continued intermittently for the past hour...plus the cleanup.

    Now, my wife is sleeping on the plastic blowup mattress with him (as his mattress is soaked with hurl).

    I bid you all a fond farewell, for I envision copious ralphing in my near future.

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    Ah memories.. enjoy

    I recall a night all 4 of my kids were throwing up, my wife was and my mother-in -law was, me I was fine accept for clean-ups, pot changing, sheet changing, diapers.. ah yes fun night...
     
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    They get sick fast, they get well fast.


    But whatever bug they get, floors you.

    Been there. It is real scary, isn't it?
     
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    take phenagrin or whatever that mal is...shuts you down...of course wife might not appreciate that..i hate to vomit...i would have been a heroin addict except i hate to vomit....

    last time i got the "stomach flu" i thought i was gonna throw up my toe nails...good luck
     
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    Carrots and noodles always did that to me too.

    May the force be with you.
     
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    Diuretic Permanently confused

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    Why is there always a piece of carrot and a pea in it when the last three meals you had were completely devoid of anything approaching a vegetable? Is there a little hidden place in our stomachs that throws out carrots and peas when we vomit?
     
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    Xenophon Gone and forgotten

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    One can only hope.
     
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    Sarah G When Nothing Goes Right, Go Left Supporting Member

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    Poor thing. Hope he's better soon.
     
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    When I vomit, I vomit so violently and with such wretching force, that I break blood vessels in and around my eyes. It gives me racoon eyes.

    In fact, sometimes I am concerned that if I happened to have an aneurysm or vascular malformation in my brain, that vomiting my result in popping it and I would immediately drop dead.

    GEE! REAL NICE! THANKS A LOT, XENO!
     

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