Is this the beginning of the end of xotoxi?

[xotoxi]

Is this one of my last posts for a while?

If not forever?

I was awoken about an hour ago by the screams of my 4 year old.

"I'm throwing up!"

I rushed to his aid, only to reach him as vast rivulets of acidic chunder, filled with carrots and noodles erupted from his mouth and nose.

This continued intermittently for the past hour...plus the cleanup.

Now, my wife is sleeping on the plastic blowup mattress with him (as his mattress is soaked with hurl).

I bid you all a fond farewell, for I envision copious ralphing in my near future.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Is this one of my last posts for a while?

If not forever?

I was awoken about an hour ago by the screams of my 4 year old.

"I'm throwing up!"

I rushed to his aid, only to reach him as vast rivulets of acidic chunder, filled with carrots and noodles erupted from his mouth and nose.

This continued intermittently for the past hour...plus the cleanup.

Now, my wife is sleeping on the plastic blowup mattress with him (as his mattress is soaked with hurl).

I bid you all a fond farewell, for I envision copious ralphing in my near future.

Ah memories.. enjoy

I recall a night all 4 of my kids were throwing up, my wife was and my mother-in -law was, me I was fine accept for clean-ups, pot changing, sheet changing, diapers.. ah yes fun night...

 

[Baruch Menachem]

They get sick fast, they get well fast.


But whatever bug they get, floors you.

Been there. It is real scary, isn't it?

 

[strollingbones]

take phenagrin or whatever that mal is...shuts you down...of course wife might not appreciate that..i hate to vomit...i would have been a heroin addict except i hate to vomit....

last time i got the "stomach flu" i thought i was gonna throw up my toe nails...good luck

 

[Mr. H.]

Carrots and noodles always did that to me too.

May the force be with you.

 

[Diuretic]

Why is there always a piece of carrot and a pea in it when the last three meals you had were completely devoid of anything approaching a vegetable? Is there a little hidden place in our stomachs that throws out carrots and peas when we vomit?

 

[Skull Pilot]

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[Xenophon]

One can only hope.

 

[Sarah G]

Is this one of my last posts for a while?

If not forever?

I was awoken about an hour ago by the screams of my 4 year old.

"I'm throwing up!"

I rushed to his aid, only to reach him as vast rivulets of acidic chunder, filled with carrots and noodles erupted from his mouth and nose.

This continued intermittently for the past hour...plus the cleanup.

Now, my wife is sleeping on the plastic blowup mattress with him (as his mattress is soaked with hurl).

I bid you all a fond farewell, for I envision copious ralphing in my near future.

Poor thing. Hope he's better soon.

 

[xotoxi]

When I vomit, I vomit so violently and with such wretching force, that I break blood vessels in and around my eyes. It gives me racoon eyes.

In fact, sometimes I am concerned that if I happened to have an aneurysm or vascular malformation in my brain, that vomiting my result in popping it and I would immediately drop dead.

One can only hope.

GEE! REAL NICE! THANKS A LOT, XENO!

 

[xotoxi]

take phenagrin or whatever that mal is...shuts you down...of course wife might not appreciate that..i hate to vomit...i would have been a heroin addict except i hate to vomit....

last time i got the "stomach flu" i thought i was gonna throw up my toe nails...good luck

We are going to order up a family round of Zofran today. I'm going to prevent myself from vomiting even if it kills me.

 

[Xenophon]

When I vomit, I vomit so violently and with such wretching force, that I break blood vessels in and around my eyes. It gives me racoon eyes.

In fact, sometimes I am concerned that if I happened to have an aneurysm or vascular malformation in my brain, that vomiting my result in popping it and I would immediately drop dead.

One can only hope.

GEE! REAL NICE! THANKS A LOT, XENO!

I want you to know that I meant it 100%.

 

[xotoxi]

When I vomit, I vomit so violently and with such wretching force, that I break blood vessels in and around my eyes. It gives me racoon eyes.

In fact, sometimes I am concerned that if I happened to have an aneurysm or vascular malformation in my brain, that vomiting my result in popping it and I would immediately drop dead.

One can only hope.

GEE! REAL NICE! THANKS A LOT, XENO!

I want you to know that I meant it 100%.

Xeno, sitting on his owner's back...

 

[JWBooth]

They get sick fast, they get well fast.


But whatever bug they get, floors you.

Been there. It is real scary, isn't it?

In my entire 50 years, I was never as sick nor as often as I was when my boy was 1 - 4.

 

[Conspiracist]

One Saturday evening my 4 yr old daughter ran into the bathroom and we heard muffled crying sounds. My son who was 7 got there first to see what was goin on and I heard him gag, my wife got there 2nd and she vomitted in the hallway. Good times good times.

Booth, I feel your pain except my kids got me sick most I believe during their elementary school years.

 

[xotoxi]

They get sick fast, they get well fast.


But whatever bug they get, floors you.

Been there. It is real scary, isn't it?

In my entire 50 years, I was never as sick nor as often as I was when my boy was 1 - 4.

I heard that milk shakes can help with nausea.

 

[random3434]

They get sick fast, they get well fast.


But whatever bug they get, floors you.

Been there. It is real scary, isn't it?

In my entire 50 years, I was never as sick nor as often as I was when my boy was 1 - 4.

I heard that milk shakes can help with nausea.

That girls mom must be so proud of her! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^


( she looks about 16, creepy..................)

 

[Conspiracist]

In my entire 50 years, I was never as sick nor as often as I was when my boy was 1 - 4.

I heard that milk shakes can help with nausea.

That girls mom must be so proud of her! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^


( she looks about 16, creepy..................)

Her mom might not be but I am.