Is this a conservatives-only board?

Mr. P said:
With a slide lock too!!!:laugh:

How about a portable model?

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Ya'll rednecks are far too refined for me.
We have to steal barbwire when we want to drag African Americans with our bumpers, those of us that have bumpers .
 
I don't say yeehaw, I say woohoo. I think that's a cultural thing, eh? :D


Gretchen Wilson - Redneck Woman

Well I ain't never
Been the barbie doll type
No I can't swig that sweet champagne
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4 wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynard, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me
But I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip

Cause I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

Victoria's Secret
Well their stuff's real nice
Oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal*Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy
As those models on TV
No I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
You might think I'm trashy
A little too hard core
But get in my neck of the woods
I'm just the girl next door

Hey I'm redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

I'm redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

I Said Hell Yeah
 
KatarinaZ said:
It was an honest question. I was not throwing down a gauntlet. I asked only if non-conservatives are welcome to post. There are boards where they are not. It is a matter of respecting boundaries.
These are hostile and divisive political times. You can wander some place where displaying a lack of support for Mr. Bush is like tossing red meat to wolves. You have too many members who drive trucks with confederate flags on their back windows while dragging African Americans behind their bumpers.
I would there would be some common ground in there someplace.
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The USMB Hillbillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Dag nab it Uncle Jed, I jes' knows there's a whole mess a' commie pinko fags here somewhere!!!!!!"

"Hot Doggies Grannie!!! I think I sees some of them thar lib-er-al Dem-o-crats!!!"

"Gee Paw.... can I keep one for one of my critters?????"

"Yee Haw!!!! Time to go to church and burn some crosses!!!!!"

"Maybe ol' Duke can sniff us out one of them thar Jew Commie ACLU faggots!!!!"

"...or get Mr Cheney to shoot one like he did with that city slicker fella!!!!"

"Aw shucks... that darkie we done hitched to the back of the truck done went and worked his way loose again!"

"Hurry up Jed!!!! We promised Dubya we'd meet him at Mr Drysdale's bank so we can all deposit the oil money we stole --- I mean made --- in I-rak!!!!!"

"I don't reckon he can make it , Granny, he's plum tired from stealin' the election!!!!!"
 
KarlMarx said:
beverly_hillbillies1.jpg

The USMB Hillbillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Dag nab it Uncle Jed, I jes' knows there's a whole mess a' commie pinko fags here somewhere!!!!!!"

"Hot Doggies Grannie!!! I think I sees some of them thar lib-er-al Dem-o-crats!!!"

"Gee Paw.... can I keep one for one of my critters?????"

"Yee Haw!!!! Time to go to church and burn some crosses!!!!!"

"Maybe ol' Duke can sniff us out one of them thar Jew Commie ACLU faggots!!!!"

"...or get Mr Cheney to shoot one like he did with that city slicker fella!!!!"

"Aw shucks... that darkie we done hitched to the back of the truck done went and worked his way loose again!"

"Hurry up Jed!!!! We promised Dubya we'd meet him at Mr Drysdale's bank so we can all deposit the oil money we stole --- I mean made --- in I-rak!!!!!"

"I don't reckon he can make it , Granny, he's plum tired from stealin' the election!!!!!"

Hilarious! :rotflmao:

I call shotgun. So to speak.
 

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