Is the new Sports Illustrated Cover soft core porn?

[Unkotare]

Don't be ashamed to accept that you are homosexual. Try to keep it to yourself, but don't be ashamed.

thanks for the advice, Unk...

but I'm not drawn to getting hot and sweaty with people who have parts hanging down from their nether regions...

I'd much rather snuggle my face and my private parts up against a furry slot...

I told you that you don't have to be ashamed of your homosexuality. I also told you it would be best to keep it to yourself. You are entitled to your lifestyle choice but please feel free to keep the details of your deviance to yourself.

 

[Unkotare]

Woman have boobies and not a penis - they have a vulva and guys have a penis...

A breast is no different than an arm, leg, foot, hand etc...

Nothing to be ashamed of...

I have nipples too.............

Hey you wothless, stupid mother fucker, are you aware the flag is upside down in your sig?

 

[Provocateur]

I am going to have to carefully study this one.

Honestly, I think this is one of their weaker covers.

That is subjective. I am not sure I agree. Or, maybe I do.

But either way, my real focus has been on that bikini bottom.

Sometimes I HATE bikini bottom.

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The problem with the picture, among the weird saggy breasts, model 101 pose, is that she has no pubic bone.

I think if you stripped off her bikini bottom, you might find something similar to what you found when you stripped your sisters Barbie as a kid to find just some odd flat nothing under the clothes.

 

[bayoubill]

Woman have boobies and not a penis - they have a vulva and guys have a penis...

A breast is no different than an arm, leg, foot, hand etc...

Nothing to be ashamed of...

Walk around in public with your penis hanging out, and see if the police and the judge agree.

A bare arm will not get you arrested, ladies.

A bare breast may not.

A bare vulva? Chances are you're going to jail.

from what I understand about anatomy, it would be impossible for a female human to walk around upright in public while at the same time flashing a bare vulva...

 

[Mr.Nick]

Woman have boobies and not a penis - they have a vulva and guys have a penis...

A breast is no different than an arm, leg, foot, hand etc...

Nothing to be ashamed of...

Walk around in public with your penis hanging out, and see if the police and the judge agree.

A bare arm will not get you arrested, ladies.

A bare breast may not.

A bare vulva? Chances are you're going to jail.

I'm not a nudest man....

I've always wondered why (at least in warmer climates) why people cover up.

It's not natural to say the least....

It's sociological... Our society says "woman don't take their tops off" hence they don't...

We're an odd culture...

Religion and modesty would be a safe bet for my answer...

 

[Liability]

Woman have boobies and not a penis - they have a vulva and guys have a penis...

A breast is no different than an arm, leg, foot, hand etc...

Nothing to be ashamed of...

Walk around in public with your penis hanging out, and see if the police and the judge agree.

A bare arm will not get you arrested, ladies.

A bare breast may not.

A bare vulva? Chances are you're going to jail.

from what I understand about anatomy, it would be impossible for a female human to walk around upright in public while at the same time flashing a bare vulva...

Then your education and knowledge of human anatomy is sadly deficient.

 

[bayoubill]

Walk around in public with your penis hanging out, and see if the police and the judge agree.

A bare arm will not get you arrested, ladies.

A bare breast may not.

A bare vulva? Chances are you're going to jail.

from what I understand about anatomy, it would be impossible for a female human to walk around upright in public while at the same time flashing a bare vulva...

Then your education and knowledge of human anatomy is sadly deficient.

ah... so the women in your society walk around nude, leaning far back with their thighs spread wide apart...?

 

[Mr.Nick]

Woman have boobies and not a penis - they have a vulva and guys have a penis...

A breast is no different than an arm, leg, foot, hand etc...

Nothing to be ashamed of...

I have nipples too.............

Hey you wothless, stupid mother fucker, are you aware the flag is upside down in your sig?

No it was an accident dummy...

What does an up-side-down flag mean?

You aware of that??

I'm just a concerned citizen.....

You think I'm "rotate image" handicapped?

 

[bayoubill]

lol...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvZgwtpPmLY]blues brothers - sell me your children - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Liability]

from what I understand about anatomy, it would be impossible for a female human to walk around upright in public while at the same time flashing a bare vulva...

Then your education and knowledge of human anatomy is sadly deficient.

ah... so the women in your society walk around nude, leaning far back with their thighs spread wide apart...?

I said no such thing.

In "my" society, as a rule, women do not walk around naked.

But when they do walk around naked, their vulva' are plainly visible.

And when they do that, they are not required to bend over backwards or forwards.

Do you have any idea what a vulva is?

I could send you to rderp to conduct research, but he's afraid of women's genitals.

 

[daveman]

meh... unsexy skank... she reminds me of a baby seal that's in serious need of clubbing to death...


eta... I wanna beat the living s*** outta whoever it is over at SI who thinks crap like this cover is a good idea...

She has a pretty enough face. And she IS willing to wear practically nothing for the entire world to see.

She can't be ALL bad.

meh... she looks f***in' evil...

I wouldn't dare stick my dick in that mouth... nor would I want to...

I don't think it'll ever be an issue, bill.

 

[bayoubill]

Then your education and knowledge of human anatomy is sadly deficient.

ah... so the women in your society walk around nude, leaning far back with their thighs spread wide apart...?

I said no such thing.

In "my" society, as a rule, women do not walk around naked.

But when they do walk around naked, their vulva's are plainly visible.

And when they do that, they are not required to bend over backwards or forwards.

Do you have any idea what a vulva is?

I could send you to rderp to conduct research, but he's afraid of women's genitals.

'k... mebbe I'm simply a dumb fuck, but my understanding of what a vulva is is all those parts in the slot behind the mons venera... none of which you would ordinarily see if the female was standing and walking upright in a normal way...

 

[Liability]

ah... so the women in your society walk around nude, leaning far back with their thighs spread wide apart...?

I said no such thing.

In "my" society, as a rule, women do not walk around naked.

But when they do walk around naked, their vulva's are plainly visible.

And when they do that, they are not required to bend over backwards or forwards.

Do you have any idea what a vulva is?

I could send you to rderp to conduct research, but he's afraid of women's genitals.

'k... mebbe I'm simply a dumb fuck, but my understanding of what a vulva is is all those parts in the slot behind the mons venera... none of which you would ordinarily see if the female was standing and walking upright in a normal way...

Not a dumb fuck. You might be educable.

Just an ignorant fuck.



The vulva is not the parts behind the "slot." The vulva includes the mons venera and the outer and inner labia.

Here. Perhaps we can let a dictionary help you.

The external genital organs of the female, including the labia majora, labia minora, clitoris, and vestibule of the vagina.

-- vulva - definition of vulva by the Free Online Dictionary, Thesaurus and Encyclopedia.

For a more graphic rendering, you COULD go see icky Wiki. I won't link to it because it has pretty straightforward frontal nude images which prove the point -- and this Board has rules about linking to porn. They are ag'in it.