Is the new Sports Illustrated Cover soft core porn?

[Liability]

I am going to have to carefully study this one.

 

[Intense]

No. Not unless she gets hit by a wave or a strong breeze.

 

[Liability]

No. Not unless she gets hit by a wave or a strong breeze.

Or -- breathes.

 

[Intense]

49 years of SI swimsuit editions - NYPOST.com

 

[Intense]

Or sneezes.

 

[Liability]

Or sneezes.

My "God Bless You!" response would be TOTALLY sincere!

 

[bayoubill]

I am going to have to carefully study this one.

meh... unsexy skank... she reminds me of a baby seal that's in serious need of clubbing to death...


eta... I wanna beat the living s*** outta whoever it is over at SI who thinks crap like this cover is a good idea...

 

[Liability]

I am going to have to carefully study this one.

meh... unsexy skank... she reminds me of a baby seal that's in serious need of clubbing to death...


eta... I wanna beat the living s*** outta whoever it is over at SI who thinks crap like this cover is a good idea...

She has a pretty enough face. And she IS willing to wear practically nothing for the entire world to see.

She can't be ALL bad.

 

[bayoubill]

I am going to have to carefully study this one.

meh... unsexy skank... she reminds me of a baby seal that's in serious need of clubbing to death...


eta... I wanna beat the living s*** outta whoever it is over at SI who thinks crap like this cover is a good idea...

She has a pretty enough face. And she IS willing to wear practically nothing for the entire world to see.

She can't be ALL bad.

meh... she looks f***in' evil...

I wouldn't dare stick my dick in that mouth... nor would I want to...

 

[Liability]

meh... unsexy skank... she reminds me of a baby seal that's in serious need of clubbing to death...


eta... I wanna beat the living s*** outta whoever it is over at SI who thinks crap like this cover is a good idea...

She has a pretty enough face. And she IS willing to wear practically nothing for the entire world to see.

She can't be ALL bad.

meh... she looks f***in' evil...

I wouldn't dare stick my dick in that mouth...

Wait.

She looks "evil?"

It appears we have very different definitions of "evil."

 

[bayoubill]

She has a pretty enough face. And she IS willing to wear practically nothing for the entire world to see.

She can't be ALL bad.

meh... she looks f***in' evil...

I wouldn't dare stick my dick in that mouth...

Wait.

She looks "evil?"

It appears we have very different definitions of "evil."

she has zombie eyes and Michelle Obama eyebrows...

I wouldn't dare wave my dick anywhere near her mouth...

 

[del]

bill's got *issues*

 

[bayoubill]

bill's got *issues*

spooky-lookin' chickoids from outer space do scare me...

 

[del]

bill's got *issues*

spooky-lookin' chickoids from outer space do scare me...

i'll add it to the list

 

[del]

I am going to have to carefully study this one.

take your time


haste makes waste

 

[Trajan]

yes.

 

[GWV5903]

I am going to have to carefully study this one.

This is soft porn...

Jessica Gomes body painting...

I would like to have painted this masterpiece...

 

[GWV5903]

meh... unsexy skank... she reminds me of a baby seal that's in serious need of clubbing to death...


eta... I wanna beat the living s*** outta whoever it is over at SI who thinks crap like this cover is a good idea...

She has a pretty enough face. And she IS willing to wear practically nothing for the entire world to see.

She can't be ALL bad.

meh... she looks f***in' evil...

I wouldn't dare stick my dick in that mouth... nor would I want to...

Do we need to chip in to get you some glasses?

 

[Mr.Nick]

I am going to have to carefully study this one.

No, You a Muslim?

 

[Dr.House]

Nice, umm, lighting...

The retouching kind of makes her look plastic, but she's definitly a pretty one...