Is it time to take action against muffins?

[Ravi]

I mean seriously, especially chocolate chip chocolate muffins. They are sooooooooooooo bad for your health.

It's time we deported any muffin not made exclusively of whole grain flour, carob, AND without fat or sugar.

I would actually dare to say that said muffins should be blown to smithereens.

 

[catzmeow]

Muffins are secret terrorists. They are laden with hidden fat and will eventually blow up your heart. You can never trust a muffin.

 

[buckeye45_73]

I hope you're being sarcastic, but since you're liberal, it's hard to tell. I think we should get rid of anything that could possibly cause death, which is pretty much everything, lets just point a giant anti matter ray gun at the universe and disentigrate it. I'm sure another Big Bang will just happen.

 

[Lakhota]

OMG, just look at the evil...