Is Beto too weird to be President?

Blackrook

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Well, they're saying he once put green feces in a bowl and told his wife it was avocado. He said he didn't remember, but it was something he might do.

He wrote an erotic poem about cows, and a strange fantasy story about running people over with a car.

He said his wife was taking care of his kids while he toured the country, then apologized for saying it.

I don't get it.

Who is this guy?
 
Beto too weird? Really?

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Trump is also weird, but he has a lifetime of accomplishments on his resume to compensate, and he is doing great as President.

What has Beto accomplished?
 
Trump is also weird, but he has a lifetime of accomplishments on his resume to compensate, and he is doing great as President.

What has Beto accomplished?

Hmm sounds like you need a thread about accomplishments then.
 
Trump is also weird, but he has a lifetime of accomplishments on his resume to compensate, and he is doing great as President.

What has Beto accomplished?

Hmm sounds like you need a thread about accomplishments then.
OK then I'll bite.

All I know about Beto is that he ran against Ted Cruz and lost.

How does this qualify him to run for President?
 
Trump is also weird, but he has a lifetime of accomplishments on his resume to compensate, and he is doing great as President.

What has Beto accomplished?

Hmm sounds like you need a thread about accomplishments then.
OK then I'll bite.

All I know about Beto is that he ran against Ted Cruz and lost.

How does this qualify him to run for President?

Well he has run his own bussiness, sat on a City Council since 2005 and been a Congressman since 2013.

He didn't make it big in bussines but he also wasn't ripping people off, didn't drive business into bankruptcy time and time again, wasn't a pathalogical liar and a sex addicted weirdo waiving around bibles, fucking pornstars without a condom while his many wifes sat at home with newborns. Ought to count for SOMETHING.
 
Trump is also weird, but he has a lifetime of accomplishments on his resume to compensate, and he is doing great as President.

What has Beto accomplished?

Hmm sounds like you need a thread about accomplishments then.
OK then I'll bite.

All I know about Beto is that he ran against Ted Cruz and lost.

How does this qualify him to run for President?

Well he has run his own bussiness, sat on a City Council since 2005 and been a Congressman since 2013.

He didn't make it inot billions but he also wasn't ripping people off, didn't drive business into bankruptcy time and time again, wasn't a pathalogical liar and a sex addicted weirdo waiving around bibles and fucking pornstars without a condom while his wifes san at home with newborns.
So, you're defining him by what he HASN'T done.

So what? Lots of people haven't done those things.

Beto should wait until he's actually accomplished something, THEN run for President.
 
Trump is also weird, but he has a lifetime of accomplishments on his resume to compensate, and he is doing great as President.

What has Beto accomplished?

Hmm sounds like you need a thread about accomplishments then.
OK then I'll bite.

All I know about Beto is that he ran against Ted Cruz and lost.

How does this qualify him to run for President?

Well he has run his own bussiness, sat on a City Council since 2005 and been a Congressman since 2013.

He didn't make it inot billions but he also wasn't ripping people off, didn't drive business into bankruptcy time and time again, wasn't a pathalogical liar and a sex addicted weirdo waiving around bibles and fucking pornstars without a condom while his wifes san at home with newborns.
So, you're defining him by what he HASN'T done.

So what? Lots of people haven't done those things.

Beto should wait until he's actually accomplished something, THEN run for President.
He did both. Pay attention.

So how's that passport coming along for your European tour?
 
brothers and sisters: with these hands we will turn the criminal INJUSTICE system into a justice system, with these hands we will protect mother earth, and with these hands we will elect Beto president and unify america into a utopia the likes of which the world has never seen before
 
Well, they're saying he once put green feces in a bowl and told his wife it was avocado. He said he didn't remember, but it was something he might do.

He wrote an erotic poem about cows, and a strange fantasy story about running people over with a car.

He said his wife was taking care of his kids while he toured the country, then apologized for saying it.

I don't get it.

Who is this guy?

He wrote about killing kids, so he is not suited to even have kids much less run a country, but then again who is really suited to run this mentally retarded nation?
 
Trump is also weird, but he has a lifetime of accomplishments on his resume to compensate, and he is doing great as President.

What has Beto accomplished?

Hmm sounds like you need a thread about accomplishments then.
OK then I'll bite.

All I know about Beto is that he ran against Ted Cruz and lost.

How does this qualify him to run for President?

Well he has run his own bussiness, sat on a City Council since 2005 and been a Congressman since 2013.

He didn't make it big in bussines but he also wasn't ripping people off, didn't drive business into bankruptcy time and time again, wasn't a pathalogical liar and a sex addicted weirdo waiving around bibles, fucking pornstars without a condom while his many wifes sat at home with newborns. Ought to count for SOMETHING.
Trump sounds like the perfect Progressive Socialist then.
 
Trump is also weird, but he has a lifetime of accomplishments on his resume to compensate, and he is doing great as President.

What has Beto accomplished?

Hmm sounds like you need a thread about accomplishments then.
OK then I'll bite.

All I know about Beto is that he ran against Ted Cruz and lost.

How does this qualify him to run for President?

Well he has run his own bussiness, sat on a City Council since 2005 and been a Congressman since 2013.

He didn't make it big in bussines but he also wasn't ripping people off, didn't drive business into bankruptcy time and time again, wasn't a pathalogical liar and a sex addicted weirdo waiving around bibles, fucking pornstars without a condom while his many wifes sat at home with newborns. Ought to count for SOMETHING.

Bankruptcy time and time again? Trump averaged one bankruptcy for every 100 businesses he owned or operated. Who else has that kind of track record?
 
Well, they're saying he once put green feces in a bowl and told his wife it was avocado. He said he didn't remember, but it was something he might do.

He wrote an erotic poem about cows, and a strange fantasy story about running people over with a car.

He said his wife was taking care of his kids while he toured the country, then apologized for saying it.

I don't get it.

Who is this guy?

Regardless of what anybody thinks, the criteria to be a President in the US is written in the US Constitution. He has a right just like anybody else to run. Is he a flake? I don't know. I don't invest too much into rumors. But from what I've seen of him thus far, he is goofier than a Walt Disney character.
 
There is certainly something wrong with him. His jerky hand movements is a give away. What he thinks are good political moves questions his judgment. The campaign video of him getting his teeth cleaned was gross. That he stops at restaurants to stand on the counters making his pitch is disgusting but not as disgusting as when he is told that feet and dirty shoes don't belong where people eat and does it anyway. This flawed judgment tells him that open borders is a national benefit.

Beto is not going very far.
 
Trump is also weird, but he has a lifetime of accomplishments on his resume to compensate, and he is doing great as President.

What has Beto accomplished?

Hmm sounds like you need a thread about accomplishments then.
OK then I'll bite.

All I know about Beto is that he ran against Ted Cruz and lost.

How does this qualify him to run for President?

Well he has run his own bussiness, sat on a City Council since 2005 and been a Congressman since 2013.

He didn't make it inot billions but he also wasn't ripping people off, didn't drive business into bankruptcy time and time again, wasn't a pathalogical liar and a sex addicted weirdo waiving around bibles and fucking pornstars without a condom while his wifes san at home with newborns.
So, you're defining him by what he HASN'T done.

So what? Lots of people haven't done those things.

I agree that lots of people are much better qualified to lead this great nation than a weirdo swamp king like Trump.
 

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