An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician
to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an
aspirin".
"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an
Irish Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even
taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let
me know how things went".
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who
directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear
exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was
horrid. Just terrible, doctor!".
"Really? What happened" asked the doctor?
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his
coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped
hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and
with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of
his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying,
ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and
there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the
tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute
nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the
sex your husband provided wasn't good"?
"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed!
'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as
I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in....
Starbucks again...
to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an
aspirin".
"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an
Irish Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even
taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let
me know how things went".
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who
directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear
exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was
horrid. Just terrible, doctor!".
"Really? What happened" asked the doctor?
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his
coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped
hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and
with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of
his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying,
ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and
there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the
tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute
nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the
sex your husband provided wasn't good"?
"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed!
'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as
I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in....
Starbucks again...
