Irish Coffee

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  1. Bonnie

    Bonnie Senior Member

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    An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician
    to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.

    "What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.

    "Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an

    "Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an
    Irish Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even
    taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let
    me know how things went".

    It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who
    directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear
    exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was
    horrid. Just terrible, doctor!".

    "Really? What happened" asked the doctor?

    "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his
    coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped
    hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and
    with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of
    his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying,
    ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and
    there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the
    tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute

    "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the
    sex your husband provided wasn't good"?

    "Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed!
    'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as
    I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in....
    Starbucks again...

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