Iran Build the Time Machine!!! LOL, they can't build Gas Distillaries, but...

[GHook93]

...those monkeys can build a time machine!!! LAMO!

Iranian scientist claims to have invented 'time machine' - Telegraph
Ali Razeghi, a Tehran scientist has registered "The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine" with the state-run Centre for Strategic Inventions.

The device can predict the future in a print out after taking readings from the touch of a user, he told the Fars state newsagency.

It kind of reminds me of this:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3LHAlcrTRA]Napoleon Dynamite - Uncle Rico's Time Machine [HD] - YouTube[/ame]