Invention of Golf

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  1. Hobbit

    Hobbit Senior Member

    Mar 25, 2004
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    Credit to Robin Williams for this routine.

    The Invention of Golf

    Two drunk Scots are sitting around in a field, trying to find something to do for fun.
    Scot1: I've got an idea for a game. Ya hit a ball into a gopher hole with a stick.
    Scot2: So it's like pool?
    Scot1: **** pool! You don't get a straight stick. You get a messed up looking crooked stick to hit it with.
    Scot2: So it's like croquet?
    Scot1: **** croquet! I'll put the hole HUNDREDS OF YARD AWAY!
    Scot2: So it's a little like bowling?
    Scot1: **** bowling! I'll put stuff in the trees and bushes and high grass, so you lose your ball and you have to go whackin' away through the bushes until you have a stroke. A STROKE! That's what we'll call it, 'cause every time you miss you feel like you're gonna die. Then, at the end, I'll put this little flat piece of land with a flag in the middle to give 'em hope. Then I'll surround it with a pool and some sandboxes to mess with their ball again!
    Scot2: And you do this one time?
    Scot1: **** no! EIGHTEEN TIMES!!!

    The retelling is much better with a good Scottish accent.

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