Invention of Golf

Hobbit

Senior Member
Mar 25, 2004
5,099
423
48
Near Atlanta, GA
Credit to Robin Williams for this routine.

The Invention of Golf

Two drunk Scots are sitting around in a field, trying to find something to do for fun.
Scot1: I've got an idea for a game. Ya hit a ball into a gopher hole with a stick.
Scot2: So it's like pool?
Scot1: **** pool! You don't get a straight stick. You get a messed up looking crooked stick to hit it with.
Scot2: So it's like croquet?
Scot1: **** croquet! I'll put the hole HUNDREDS OF YARD AWAY!
Scot2: So it's a little like bowling?
Scot1: **** bowling! I'll put stuff in the way...like trees and bushes and high grass, so you lose your ball and you have to go whackin' away through the bushes until you have a stroke. A STROKE! That's what we'll call it, 'cause every time you miss you feel like you're gonna die. Then, at the end, I'll put this little flat piece of land with a flag in the middle to give 'em hope. Then I'll surround it with a pool and some sandboxes to mess with their ball again!
Scot2: And you do this one time?
Scot1: **** no! EIGHTEEN TIMES!!!

The retelling is much better with a good Scottish accent.
 

Forum List

Back
Top